Great. I've made the change. Your wife's new legal name is: TAARGÜS TAARGÜS. Is this okay?
S1 E7Abstinence
Great. We're sending her the following VHS tape. You've chosen: PIZZA BOY.
Excuse me! My wife can't get this in the mail...
S1 E8Anniversary
GSGrum [Singing]
I like crackers and snacks, crackers and snacks, crackers and snacks. I like crackers and snacks, crackers and snacks, crackers and snaaaacks.
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