This Movie Sucks! quotes

So the women of the now dead tribe of Wongo set out to find Goona, ready to trade one ridiculous tribal name for another.

This movie would be half as long if they spoke at normal speed.

Their graduates of the William Shatner school of acting.

With a supplementary class by Adam West.

So lets just be clear, they know that there is a threat from ape-men invading, so they decide that now's a good time to leave their spears behind and go wandering unarmed into the jungle.

Is it just me, or does the music take away from the drama?

The women of Goona either look like they've been through a famine or caused one.

Okay, that girl, she's just tall. The women of Goona are all supposed to be ugly. She's not ugly, she's just really, really, really, really, really, really, tall.

Look, she's tall and he's short! Isn't that hilarious? I don't know, maybe puns aren't the lowest form of humour.

She's very focused.

These women need to learn that "no" means "no".

Okay, note to movie: Objectifying men does not make previous objectification of women any better.

Wait, why is he afraid of a constrictor? It's not like its going to bite him. You'd think spending your life in the jungle, you'd learn to identify animal species.

Yeah, as if he's really struggling.

He actually appears to be annoyed.

Oh yeah, that would make him the only actor in this movie.

Well, finally, you know why their winking? Because they have no interest in women. They went from the "Wild Women of Wongo" to the "Beautiful Beards of Goona".

We get the point!

If you're wondering how a guy that looks like this wound up being the star of a movie, well, it kind of helps when the guy producing the movie is your dad. It's what's known as the Tori Spelling method.