He's the villain, you know why?
Why?
He's smoking a cigar.
Doesn't that mean he's just a rich guy?
In these movies that's the same thing, those Marxist underpinnings.
Who are you now? Glenn Beck?
S1 E4July 17, 2010 - Wild Guitar
How touching, singing a romantic love song to your long lost love, while a stripper frolics in front of you. Who is this guy, Charlie Sheen?
S1 E5July 24, 2010 - The Manster
I just like oven mitts... you got a problem with that?
Okay, that's enough of your culture.
Will the girl a) run away, b) faint or c) mess her pants?
This doesn't look like Payless Shoes. Damn you MapQuest!
Wouldn't that door to the volcano be hot?
Umm... nice try but that’s just a drawing of a mountain.
First thing I do when I win the lottery - build a road!
S1 E6July 31, 2010 - Double Feature of The Killer Shrews and The Snake, the Tiger, the Crane
She looks like she's put on weight on her left side, you know where you would tuck your arm if you were hiding it.
Why is Roke standing so far back?
Because there's a redneck with a shotgun.
They're dying in order of waist line.
Wouldn't there be residual chemicals in those chemical barrels?
The only way they can hold up those barrels is if they were on their heads, or if they lifted from the bottom which would let the shrews get their fingers... is it hovering?
Ignore the sturdy trees, and pick the sapling. He's only what? 280?
Good thinking.
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