“June 4, 2010 - Attack from Space” quotes from This Movie Sucks!

Note to aliens: Hmm... might be a good idea that get doors that lock from the inside.

Hey, your the guy who keeps screwing with our laundry. Get him!

Starman, a body of steel, fists of lightning, and the battle skills of the Three Stooges.

Hey, he dropped it over the side, apparently there is air and gravity in space.

Orbit EF? Gee!

Oh, you went there.

Actually, he does, go around it. Space is big!

Quickly, fire the stock footage!

And he falls in zero gravity.

Oh no, a direct hit. Is Starman dead? Is Starman alive? Is Starman both alive and dead until someone opens the box?

Yamanaka's daughter and lab assistant find that the effects of the "thought eradicator" have faded, which means that it was never a "thought eradicator" in the first place, since eradication is not temporary. Clearly these aliens need a dictionary.

Why is everybody running? Was no one at their post?

In the penultimate chapter of Attack from Space... sorry, chapter seven. I shouldn't use such big words since watching this movie has likely lowered your IQ by ten points.

So he lets the girl get taken away while the boy and man get safely into the rocket ship.

This might be a good time to point out that Japanese culture values boys over girls.

What the hell, he's shooting people?

Maybe he got tired of pushing the same guys away over and over and over.

Well, Starman finally cracks a smile... when he starts killing people.