Liana quotes from This Movie Sucks!

Hey, it is one of those fancy automatic stone doors.

This is ridiculous, at least in The Flintstones they'd show you the dinosaur pulling it.

Their not doing anything useful, it looks like a make work project.

This is how Wongo spent its stimulus money!

I understand their clothing is meant to be made from jungle animals, but what exactly did they hunt to get naugahyde?

A wild sofa.

Wait a second, how did she know that? There were no drums or signals or anything!

Yes, you found the one plot hole.

How would you put this on your resume? Danced with an alligator stuck to her head in Wild Women of Wongo?

Nobody put Wild Women of Wongo on their resume.

If she would just let him go I think he wants to leave!

When is this scene going to be over?

When they've managed to have the camera show ever angle of her T&A.... like around now.

Uh oh, idiots!

Are those supposed to be the ape men?

I guess.

They don't look very apey.

They also don't understand the concept of camouflage. Of course, their under the cover of night, which looks suspiciously like daytime in the shade.

Uh oh, trouble for the Wild Women of Wongo, the ape-men have arrived.

Yay, maybe they will kill them and put them out of their misery.

You know what, you don't seem to be enjoying this movie...

You think?

This movie would be half as long if they spoke at normal speed.

Their graduates of the William Shatner school of acting.

With a supplementary class by Adam West.

Yeah, as if he's really struggling.

He actually appears to be annoyed.

Oh yeah, that would make him the only actor in this movie.

Look Liana... comic relief.

Allegedly.

You know what fifteen cents will get you now in LA?

What?

A punch in the face.

I don't understand this, why do people go to LA with no money?

Here's what I don't understand, why does his love interest look like she could be his mom?

Why are women who run diners all called "Marge"?

It's kind of an official title, like when you run a ship you're called "Captain".

At one point in America's history, this was considered dancing.

At one point in America's history, this was considered sexy. Of course, at the same point in American history, this was also considered "filler".

Now it's just the after effects of a Tazer, or the auditions episodes of American Idol.

It's more like The Gong Show

That's a bit of a dated reference.

This movie isn't exactly current.