Liana quotes from This Movie Sucks!

I took dance classes, I even taught dance classes, this is not dance! This is having seizures! It's not busting a move, move is busted!

Bad frame composition or gratuitous boob shot, you be the judge.

Finally they suspect that rubber thing might not be a god.... They've cast of the patriarchal shackles of stupidity!

Oh, they're fighting now... as if dancing and skinny-dipping was not enough.

I can't, my spear is cheap cardboard!

Okay, that girl, she's just tall. The women of Goona are all supposed to be ugly. She's not ugly, she's just really, really, really, really, really, really, tall.

She's very focused.

These women need to learn that "no" means "no".

Okay, note to movie: Objectifying men does not make previous objectification of women any better.

We get the point!

Okay, that's enough of your culture.

Wouldn't that door to the volcano be hot?

Umm... nice try but that’s just a drawing of a mountain.

She looks like she's put on weight on her left side, you know where you would tuck your arm if you were hiding it.

They're dying in order of waist line.