Ed the Sock quotes from This Movie Sucks!

Hey, just like our show... minus the audition.

All right, I have listened to enough, fast forward.

Well, the paid extras liked it.

How touching, singing a romantic love song to your long lost love, while a stripper frolics in front of you. Who is this guy, Charlie Sheen?

Will the girl a) run away, b) faint or c) mess her pants?

First thing I do when I win the lottery - build a road!

The only way they can hold up those barrels is if they were on their heads, or if they lifted from the bottom which would let the shrews get their fingers... is it hovering?

Sorry, Roke. Your fate was sealed as soon as you were black.

I never liked dog puppets.

Good idea, they can eat through concrete so put up a wooden plank.

Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy? They certainly weren't going for nuance.

He looks like someone whose vocabulary would include "doggone serious".

This is like a UFC match between Ernest Borginine and Abe Vigoda.

Oh no, the "bist"!

This would be better at 400x speed with music.