Ed the Sock quotes from This Movie Sucks!

He's got skin like a girl, and he runs like one.

Oh no, it fell! Maybe we should have supported it with more than a stick in sand.

Ah, he's in no hurry. See you later suckers!

Insulted? Dude, I'm stuffed and trussed to a stick!

Notice how they all seem to be dancing to their own music? Their is no choreography.

It's the new Wongo dance, the "Hit by a Taser".

Dance like there's nothing... but a slow dying career!

Okay, now begins the longest maritime battle ever filmed between a woman, her breasts, and a clearly rubber reptile.

You know, it is not very sporting, fighting a croc the size of TV's Webster.

You know, this has managed to make me feel sorry for a rubber prop.

Uh, your father says you are worth less than a bag of shells.

That day, shot to look like night...

I love their attempts at stealth, the only thing they have going for them is that the woman are as stupid as they are.

Wait, these ape-men are supposed to be the big threat? Two of them together could not take a woman by surprise!

Suddenly, the sun is up.