ESEd the Sock
Come on, we keep the god in the basement!
Played by Steven Joel Kerzner
TMThis Movie Sucks! · 177 quotesMost-quoted character in This Movie Sucks!: in 133 of its 177 quotes
Most scenes with: Liana (33), Ron Sparks (5)
Lines by Ed the Sock 96
ESEd the Sock
Last one there is gratuitous T&A! Wait, were all gratuitous T&A!
ESEd the Sock
How come he went out to sea and brought back something furry?
ESEd the Sock
Beware, its a guy in a diaper!
ESEd the Sock
And we will hear them... very slowly.
ESEd the Sock
Just so you realize it, that was her father saying she was nothing special.
ESEd the Sock
Well, it seems the men of Wongo have a very literal interpretation of their word. Saying that "no harm will come to you this night", but their going to kill him in the morning.
ESEd the Sock
Yeah, actually Liana just saved you about six minutes of nature shots with a bad voice over.
ESEd the Sock
The King of Wongo, a jungle tribe leader strangely afraid of the jungle.
ESEd the Sock
Meanwhile, the King's daughter Omoo has fallen for Engor. Will Engor survive to return to his tribe, or will Omoo have got him stiff only to watch him become one?
ESEd the Sock
Looks like the King needs some anger management.
ESEd the Sock
Freeze! He spent his whole life on the beach and he only has enough shells for one bag?
ESEd the Sock
Funny how night-time in Wongo looks like daytime in Wongo with the Iris turned down!
ESEd the Sock
Now, here's the thing. She is having unprotected sex with a man from Goona, which means your open to getting "goonarrhea".
ESEd the Sock
Why would he use a ten foot spear when they are six feet apart?
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