What did we learn the first day of paramedic training? "Cops are all jerks."
You guys all right?
Yeah. Yeah.
You sure? You're good?
Yeah.
You know what they taught us the first day of cop school? "Take a look around before you insult somebody."
S5 E11A Call for Help
DDispatcher
(over the radio) Complainant still does not wish to be contacted.
Oh, well then, beautiful! Then why don't we just leave, huh?! Why don't we just let you figure this out all by yourselves, huh?! I mean, it bothers you enough to call, al least have the balls to say that it was you!
(laughs)
What?
Bosco said the exact same thing.
Thanks, Sasha.
Bosco (to Tommy): How many times? 'Cause that looks like at least 50 times to me.
It was a lot.
And then you cut his throat? And in all that time, all that stabbing, he never stopped fighting back? Huh? How about when you cut him from the corner of his mouth all the way back to his ear?! Or when you cut his eyes out?! He stop fighting back then?! And when you got behind him to cut his throat--- which you must've done or you'd be covered in his blood. You couldn't have just run away? Huh?
He was so big, see...
How'd you cut your hand, Tommy?
I told you, Jeremy....
No, he didn't.
Yes...
He would have cut you on the palm. Nobody gets a defensive wound on the back of their hand. You did hold him up against the wall, right? Right? You pushed him back against it while he was begging for his life and then you cut yourself on one of the upswings while you were stabbing your friend in the face!
Bosco, hey, can I ask you a question? You think this is gonna affect my chances of becoming an attorney?
You know what? This probably won't affect your chances of being an attorney one damn bit.
S5 E12Black and Blue
"Request police photo I.D. card. Check I.D. number against badge number. Call local precinct with badge number." How to make a crappy job that much crappier.
You know Cruz, I became a cop because so many kids in my community thought that the police were something to be afraid of. I took this job to change that.
We found a woman, she was beaten, robbed and raped in her car.
Do you think there's any connection?
I hope not.
Why?
Because she said it was police officers that did it to her.
When's your 46?
PPhil
What?
Your next 46. When is it?
PPhil
Oh, it's uh.... (reaches for his gun)
(firing) Wrong answer. Your 46 is your vacation.
Yeah, you'll be spending yours upstate.
I want to tell everyone.
What?
I want everyone to know.
What are you talking about?
About us. I want them to know.
S5 E13Sleeping Dogs Lie
Monroe, sometimes the right thing to do isn't the right thing to do.
Mm-hmm, Bosco. And most of the time, it is.
I can't marry you, Jimmy.
I've changed.
I know. You already have a wife and I'm not willing to share you with the job anymore.
I'm gonna miss you.
No, you aren't.
I'm not?
Oh, you think just 'cause you gave me the ring back I'm giving up? I'm way tougher than that, Kimmy. Way tougher...I'll see you soon.
S5 E14Blessed and Bewildered
You're throwing us out?
I'm rectifying a situation. You shouldn't have been here in the first place.
Captain Steeper wants us to stay out of the house.
What?
For how long?
Permanently.
He can't do that.
Yes, he can.
No way.
Look, we can use the lockers to change before the shift and change to go home.
Oh, well, that's big of him.
NNardo
If you can't beat me, join me.
Oh, I can beat you.
NNardo
No, you can't.
You go near my mother again I won't be wearing this uniform next time you see me, capice?
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