How do you do it everyday?
I just think of him as one of my kids. Puts it in whole new perspective.
Most kids grow up.
S1 E1Welcome to Camelot
Is that your jag out there?
DWDrunk Woman
What?
Is that your jag out there?
S1 E2Anywhere But Here
DDoc
You ever think about quitting?
About 25 times a day.
DDoc
Why wouldn't you?
The day is not over yet.
S1 E3Patterns
OOfficers
Get out the car! Now!
(to officers) Weapons down! Weapons down!
Hey Rick? Big Rick? Shift is over, bud.
You can turn over the squad now. You don't have to drive around anymore.
Lets go back to the station, have some donuts, swap some stories, that's what cops do. You are a cop, right?
You did a good job, partner.
S1 E4Hell Is What You Make Of It
If you give everyone a beating who deserves it your arms are gonna be mighty tired by the end of the night.
S1 E5Responsible Parties
What do you do?
What do you mean "what do I do"?
To, like uh kick back, have like uh, sully fun, what do you do? I sort of picture you sitting at home in your boxer shorts watching old movies on black and white TV.
This is what you do, conjure up images of me in my underwear?
I'm not saying its pretty.
You are way off, you know.
About what?
I got a color television.
S1 E6Sunny, Like sunshine
It's a milk run.
DDoc
No lights, no siren.
I promise I'll bring it back with a full tank of gas Dad.
Oh!
DDoc
What the hell was that?!
Oh my god....
PParamedic
What have we got?
DDoc
We, hit him by a bus.
I didn't see him...
PParamedic
Damn, bro.
BBobby
Do you know her name?
GGirl
Sunny, you know, like Sunshine.
S1 E7Impulse
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Justice? What? Beating on a defenseless prisoner? I don't know if that's what our founding fathers had in mind.
Oh, so now we only dispense street justice when you think it is appropriate.
What's that supposed to mean?
S1 E8History of the World
Put shoes on 'em, stockings....
DDoc
Takes the stockings off, too.
Is that you talking?
S1 E9Modern Designs for Better Living
21st century and this city still has buildings with no elevators.
Well, a little stair climbing will keep you warm.
So will the car heater. And you know what? It's conveniently located in our car!
We may walk upright, buy CDs off the internet, but when it comes down to it, deep under, we are animals. Instincts. We can't get away from instincts.
BBobby
National Geographic?
Discovery Channel.
S1 E10Demolition Derby
Okay, let's talk about my sex life. Last night my husband was too drunk to get it up, and it's kinda bugging me, you know?
Wow, wow, wow! That is a little more information than I needed to hear. Now I have a picture.
No kidding.
PPriest
Excuse me, we are closed.
A church closes?
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