Trust me. Kim doesn't need coffee to make her irritable.
S5 E8Fury
Davis (to Sully): I've got a multiple choice for you. Did you and Judge Halsted: A. Kiss and say goodnight. B. Have breakfast together...
Or C. None your damn business.
DDoc
I don't lie.
What?
DDoc
You were saying that, uh, I was lying to all y'all. But I don't lie.
What are you talking about?
DDoc
I'm back because I want to be back.
No, you're back because you crossed the line with Eugene.
DDoc
No. I told the truth. Eugene killed Taylor.
Doc, you got to talk to someone. A professional.
DDoc
About what?
You purposely ran over someone today!
DDoc
He was shooting at Sully and Davis!
So, what are you a cop now?
DDoc
Do you want to be the supervisor that bad?
I am the supervisor. I don't care why you came back, and I don't care if you want to make believe this has nothing to do with Eugene and I don't care if you're lying so much that you actually believe it yourself. But let me make one thing clear. My status is not gonna change and if you don't like the way things are here, you ask to be transferred.
DDoc
Transferred?
Mm-hmm.
DDoc
Out of my house?
Yeah.
S5 E9A Ticket Grows in Brooklyn
GGuy
Oh, come on Officer, that's pretty close. Cut me a break, man. That's close.
Look, the law does not say "pretty close." It doesn't say "somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 feet from a hydrant."
Monroe (to Bosco): You really don't have any connection to your heritage?
Sure I do. I love pizza. I like spaghetti. I like "Goodfellas" and two out of the three "Godfathers." Past that, I'm about as as Italian as you are.
These people didn't see me into a good home and send me birthday presents every year, Doc. They dumped me on the Red Cross' doorstep. The Red Cross, you know, it may be good for a lot of things, but I'm pretty sure that they're not gonna be a blood match for Kylie.
DDoc
So you've never checked the records to see if there was anything there?
Never cared enough.
DDoc
Well, do you care enough now?
S5 E10The Spirit
Audrey (to Sully): Your problem is you forgot. All grown-ups forget.
Forget what?
AAudrey
Do you remember when you believed in Santa Claus? How Christmas Eve was the best ever? A man you didn't know was coming thousands of miles to give you a toy.
It's not real though.
AAudrey
It is to kids. And if everyone could always remember what that feels like...
Man, it's gotta suck to spend Christmas in the hospital, huh?
DDoc
Better than the morgue.
Wow. You've developed this knack for stating the obvious.
Bosco, you don't understand the pressure of having to have the right toy, the right clothes...
Oh, come on. I've watched Yokas go through this every year for the past ten years. I thought Talking Elmo was gonna kill her.
S5 E11A Call for Help
Anonymous caller. What the hell is that?
Why are we always driving in the wrong direction when we get a job?
If it bothers you enough to call, at least have the balls to say it was you.
You know, maybe we should just start driving in reverse. At least we'd be facing the right direction.
Watch this guy.
I see him... [wails siren]
[over PA] Move to the right, you moron.
Bosco, hang on. Don't be going on the PA thing calling people morons!
He is a [over PA] MORON.
Tommy (to Bosco): So it's a good job? Being a cop?
Some days.
So, uh, you like it then?
Except when people ask me a bunch of stupid questions.
Bosco (to Tommy): I need you to show me where the fight happened.
If I could just go home.
You're not going anywhere, all right, until I see the spot. Capice?
Oh please, don't start speaking Italian to the guy, because he's having a hard enough time keeping up!
Cruz (to Bosco): You got a bus on the way, right?
Yeah, but I may kill him before it gets here.
Bosco (on the radio): 5-5 David. We got a call back number on this complainant? Call and ask if he'll talk to us again.
DDispatcher
10-4 David. Standby.
Standby my ass.
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