Third Watch Season 5 quotes

Sully: I ain't about to piss him off by not showing up for his annual slap-and-tickle.

Davis: Slap-and-tickle?

Sully: Slap-and-tickle. What'd I say?

Davis: Slap-and-tickle.

Cruz: He's moving his car. Life's good for you, Cha-Cha? Life's good for everybody? Good.

Kim (to Doc): Oh, you want to show me your power? Okay Doc, you're powerful, all right? You're up there with the Gods. Just stay away from the rest of us.

Sully (to Davis): Yesterday, my car goes up in a ball of flames, today I gotta play nursemaid to Judge Perfect!

Davis: Maybe we should get you a nurse's outfit. Little hat...

Sully: Whole thing sucks.

Davis: Are you familiar with the theory that you attract what you send out? Negative energy comes right back at you?

Sully: Listen, Kojak, you're gonna go all happy-crappy New Age on me, you can get out and walk your ass to the detail.

Davis: Yeah, you know what? That's much more positive.

Monroe (to Cruz): If you take that shower we're never gonna be able to prosecute that guy. Get dressed, we're gonna go to the hospital. We're gonna get a rape kit done.

Judge Barbara: I was just wondering what it cost the city for eight police officers guarding one judge full time?

Sully: If we can't protect somebody like a judge we haven't got much of a city anyway.

Monroe (to Cruz): I know that was hard. This was not your fault, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

Cruz: Stop treating me like I'm just another vic. I'm anything but.

Faith: And then my partner Bosco, he was like Mr. Cool when he got the assignment, he flew right up to anti-crime, you know. He leaves me to bounce around with whoever no body else wants to be with and then when everything goes wrong, who does he come back to? Me, I gotta fix everything. My partner, he dumps me and this upstairs, loud mouth, high riding, corrupt cop turns my partner into a criminal.

Dr. Chow (to Cruz): Do we have a deal?

Cruz: Yes.

Burns: No.

Cruz: What are you, 15 years old? I'm trying to get a serial rapist and you're holding it up for a prostitution charge?

Burns: Oh, it's not just the prostitution. It's insurance fraud, Medicare....

Cruz: Where are all the real ADAs, huh?

Carlos: Doc, this wasn't Eugene's fault.

Doc: Listen, if there's anything that implicates him, I'm writing him up!

Carlos: Well, I guess you gotta spend your time doing something.

Burns (to Cruz): I may be young, but Clarence Darrow couldn't convince a jury this was rape.

Cruz: But it was!

Burns: And they took payment for it, never reported it, no rape kit, no physical evidence. I'm gonna DP this case until you can get more evidence.

Swersky: Cut him loose.

Monroe: No! Hang on. What do we tell the girls?

Burns: To get a new profession.

Cruz: This happened to me!

Burns: What?

Cruz: This happened to me, too...He raped me when I was undercover.

Cruz: I bet they're adding a "breasts and badges don't mix" chapter to that patrol guide.

Cruz: I should've fought harder.

Monroe: None of this was your fault. None of it. You gotta know that.