Sully: I ain't about to piss him off by not showing up for his annual slap-and-tickle.
Davis: Slap-and-tickle?
Sully: Slap-and-tickle. What'd I say?
Davis: Slap-and-tickle.
Third Watch · Season 5, Episode 5
“Goodbye to All That” · Season 5, Episode 5
Sully: I ain't about to piss him off by not showing up for his annual slap-and-tickle.
Davis: Slap-and-tickle?
Sully: Slap-and-tickle. What'd I say?
Davis: Slap-and-tickle.
Cruz: He's moving his car. Life's good for you, Cha-Cha? Life's good for everybody? Good.
Kim (to Doc): Oh, you want to show me your power? Okay Doc, you're powerful, all right? You're up there with the Gods. Just stay away from the rest of us.
Sully (to Davis): Yesterday, my car goes up in a ball of flames, today I gotta play nursemaid to Judge Perfect!
Davis: Maybe we should get you a nurse's outfit. Little hat...
Sully: Whole thing sucks.
Davis: Are you familiar with the theory that you attract what you send out? Negative energy comes right back at you?
Sully: Listen, Kojak, you're gonna go all happy-crappy New Age on me, you can get out and walk your ass to the detail.
Davis: Yeah, you know what? That's much more positive.
Monroe (to Cruz): If you take that shower we're never gonna be able to prosecute that guy. Get dressed, we're gonna go to the hospital. We're gonna get a rape kit done.
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