Hey, Neil.
Yes, Mike?
Come over here.
You want to know why I keep hitting myself in the head with a frying pan, don't you, Mike?
No, I don't.
Oh.
Where's my breakfast?
Yeah, where's the bloody vindaloo, hippie? You said you were going to the shops two hours ago!
Oh, come on, guys! It's always my turn to go to the shops!
So why haven't you gone?
Well, it's raining. My hair will lose its shape! Anyway, I haven't got any money!
There's plenty of money in the kitty!
Yeah, but he's constipated, isn't he?
[wielding dagger] Well, let's open him up, then!
[pointing to floor] There he is, Vyvyan! GET HIM!
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