Gotcha Vyvyan! Using my ketchup on your cornflakes!
Well, I couldn't get any milk out of the fridge.
Why, what are you, a spazzy?
No, there just happens to be an atom bomb in front of the door.
That's the most pathetic excuse I've ev- *spots the bomb* GORDON WALTERS!
That's an atom bomb.
Oh no, it's the holocaust.
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