Holman quotes from The X-Files ... TV Quotes Database

SSheila

Oh! We were beginning to worry that you wouldn't make it. Is this your first time in a TV studio? How exciting. I couldn't be happier for the two of you.

Scully

I'm not su-

SSheila

(runs over to get Holman, then brings him back to them) Holman, I'd like to introduce you to the Gundersons.

Holman

(shaking their hands) Congratulations! I hope you have a truly romantic getaway.

SSheila

Aren't you glad you watch Channel Five weather?

Scully

(showing badge) We're Agents Mulder and Scully. We're with the FBI.

SSheila

FBI? Oh, my goodness! I thought you were the "Watch the Weather and Win" contest winners.

Holman

See, we haven't had any rain in months and... well, people tend to blame the messenger.

SSheila

Oh, there's the Gundersons. Over here!

[The Gundersons, an older, plain-looking farm couple come over. They look nothing like Mulder and Scully.]

Mulder

(smiling at Scully) It's like looking in a mirror.

S6 E8 The Rain King

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Holman

I've been envious of men like you my whole life. Based on your physical bearing, I'd assumed you were... More experienced. I mean... You spend every day with agent Scully a beautiful, enchanting woman. And you two never, uh...? (no response from Mulder) I... confess I find that shocking. I... I've seen how you two gaze at one another.

[Long pause. Mulder puts his arm on Holman's shoulders; they walk toward Sheila's office.]

Mulder

This is about you, Holman. I'm here to help you. I'm perfectly happy with my friendship with Agent Scully.

Holman

So according to your theory I walk in there, tell her I love her and the drought will end?

Mulder

Just tell her how you feel. (Holman starts walking inside) And Holman. I do not gaze at Scully.

S6 E8 The Rain King

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[All the couples at the reunion are dancing and kissing, including Holman and Sheila.]

Mulder

I didn't know reunions could be so...