Deputy Wetzel quotes from The X-Files

[Riding along with COPS cameraman] I don't know what it is about a full moon - It's just, something about it. People just go off the wall. I mean these are some pretty scary neighborhoods to begin with - I haven't been on the job that long myself, but, I've seen more than my fair share of crazy stuff. When the moon is full - It's just, like, times ten... I don't know, uh.. I don't know - Maybe it's the tides of something.. But irregardless - we're on the job, and if that makes people breathe a little easier knowing we're out there, or, be a little less nervous walking the streets at night, well, that's a good feeling.

Deputy Wetzel

Ok, we got a report of somebody lurking around the neighborhood making noise.. Actually, I take that back (looks at monitor) - We got a report of a.. "monster".. lurking around the neighborhood? Wha-? (turns to camera) ..Hey, it's a full moon.

Mulder

Deputy, can you describe for me what you saw?

Deputy Wetzel

Um - Well, I mean it was pretty dark, you know.. I-I didn't really see.. I don't know wha-, I don't know.

Mulder

Well you must have seen something in order to run away from it, huh? You were responding to the same call we were - Of a monster prowling the neighborhood.

We've been to this house before - The lady has a history of medication - You know what I mean?

Mulder

Yeah, maybe - But she's not the only one seeing monsters. There's been half a dozen such sightings in this area in the past 60 days. Were you aware of that? (looks at Wetzel and Duthie)

Deputy Wetzel

(shrugs) ..No.

Deputy Wetzel

It's hard to have a fast-track career in law enforcement when everybody thinks you're nuts.

Mulder

Tell me about it.