Fox Mulder quotes from The X-Files

Scully

I don't understand, how can they just disappear? They have no means of transportation.

Mulder

No earthly means of transportation.

Scully

The 65-year-old female teller was pistol-whipped. Died from a massive subdural hemorrhage all because she didn't put the money in the bag fast enough.

Mulder

Lovely couple.

Mulder

Can you at least accept the possibility that during his near-death experience some kind of psychic transference occurred?

Scully

Can't you accept the possibility that this isn't an X-File?

Mulder

Do you believe he's predisposed to this type of psychotic episode?

Scully

I believe it's a long way from saying Jack had a near death experience to saying his body's been inhabited by Warren Dupre. A long way.

Scully

Mulder, I know what you did wasn't by the book.

Mulder

Tells you a lot about the book, doesn't it?

Scully

What are you going to do?

Mulder

I know what I'm not going to do. I'm not going to hang around and wait for Barnett to send me another valentine.

Mulder

Thanks, Henderson, I owe you one.

Promises, promises.

Deep Throat

I know why you've contacted me. Listen and I'll explain. I am not particularly proud of the way in which this matter was handled, but, like it or not, John Barnett is a fact of life.

Mulder

I wish Agent Perdue were around to appreciate the irony.

Deep Throat

The world's reaction to such knowledge would be far too dangerous.

Mulder

Dangerous. You mean in a sense of outrage, like the reaction to the Kennedy assassinations or M.I.A.s or radiation experiments on terminal patients, Watergate, Iran-Contra, Roswell, the Tuskegee experiments, where will it end? Oh, I guess it won't end as long as...men like you decide what is truth.

Deep Throat

You're awfully quiet, Mr. Mulder.

Mulder

I'm wondering which lie to believe.

Scully

From the trucker's description, the shape he fired on could conceivably have been a mountain lion.

Mulder

Conceivably.

Scully

The National Weather Service last night reported atmospheric conditions in this area that were possibly conducive to lightning.

Mulder

Possibly.

Scully

It is feasible that the truck was struck by lightning, creating the electrical failure.

Mulder

It's feasible.

Scully

And you know, there's a marsh over there. The lights the driver saw may have been swamp gas.

Mulder

Swamp gas?

Scully

It's a natural phenonemon in which phospine and methane rising from decaying organic matter ignite, creating globes of blue flame.

Mulder

Happens to me when I eat Dodger Dogs.

Scully

Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible.

Mulder

I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.

Scully

Mulder, you're the only one I trust.

Mulder

Then you're gonna have to trust me.

Mulder

I think I saw some of these same people at Woodstock.

Scully

Mulder, you weren't at Woodstock.

Mulder

I saw the movie!

Scully

Maybe we should head backstage and see what the Reverend has to say.

Mulder

No, wait. This is the part where they bring out Elvis.