Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning?
The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you?
Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham.
What age would that be, Toby?
Late twenties?
Atta boy.
Can I have a cookie?
No.
[Sam walks in]
Good morning, Sam.
Good morning.
Have a cookie, Sam.
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