“I don't need a flu shot.” – Bartlet

Bartlet

I don't need a flu shot.

You do need a flu shot.

Bartlet

How do I know this isn't the start of a military coup?

Sir?

Bartlet

I want the Secret Service in here right away.

In the event of a military coup, sir, what makes you think the Secret Service is gonna be on your side?

Bartlet

Now that's a thought that's gonna fester.