I have a problem.
Well, you're about to propose the most massive shift in foreign policy since the Marshall Plan and it's going to be wildly unpopular.
All right: two problems.
“Inauguration, Part I” · Season 4
In this episode: Will Bailey (3), Josh Lyman (2), Toby Ziegler (2), Josiah Bartlet (1), C.J. Cregg (1), Donna Moss (1), Danny Concannon (1)
I have a problem.
Well, you're about to propose the most massive shift in foreign policy since the Marshall Plan and it's going to be wildly unpopular.
All right: two problems.
This President can't write himself a blank check when it comes to foreign policy. Especially this President.
'Especially this President?'
Yes.
Because of the clause in Article 1 that says not every President gets the full powers of Commander-in-Chief?
Are you re-writing the section [of the speech]?
Yes.
Dramatically?
Well, I like to think that I have a certain flair...
I throw a rubber ball against the window; that means you come to me. As my frustration level grows, so does the velocity of the ball against the window.
Don't you ever worry about the window breaking?
During moments of peak frustration: when the Speaker of the House threatened to repeal the 16th Amendment, a couple of Yankee games, and when Congress censured my boss...but it's always held up, that window; that window is a game-day player.
[to Carol] Stop trying to get us together, okay? If I wanted Danny I could have him. And he's still a jackass from the foreign-ops vote and many other things, so tell him I'm getting my hair done.
Your hair looks great.
[to Carol] There was no way you could tell me he was right behind me? You couldn't fit that in?
This language proposes a new doctrine for the use of force! That we use force, whenever we see an injustice we want to correct: like Mother Teresa with first-strike capability!
Damn right!
Tickets came.
For?
The balls.
Could you handle mine for me until it's over?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Know what Jack will be wearing? A saber.
God, Donna, please tell me that's not the only thing he's wearing.
No, he'll be wearing his dress blues, Warfare pin, Submarine Officer pin, two Commendation Medals, Meritorious Unit, Purple Heart, Bronze cross...and a saber.
...I'll be wearing a tuxedo from Gary's.
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