Aide quotes from The West Wing

Mr. President, the U.S. is trampling on the sovereignty of my country and on behalf of Nzele–

Bartlet

I've just taken your airport... clearing the way for the 101st Air Assualt to take the capitol. Seven thousand troops, twenty-five battle tanks, fifteen Apache attack helicopters, and three destroyers. Strictly speaking, I conquered your country without the paperwork.

Kundu is in the midst of a civil war.

Bartlet

No, it's not. It's in the midst of a one-sided slaughtering of an entire people.

Mr. President, the U.S. is trampling on the sovereignty of my country and on behalf of Nzele–

Bartlet

I've just taken your airport... clearing the way for the 101st Air Assault to take the capitol. Seven thousand troops, twenty-five battle tanks, fifteen Apache attack helicopters, and three destroyers. Strictly speaking, I conquered your country without the paperwork.

Kundu is in the midst of a civil war.

Bartlet

No, it's not. It's in the midst of a one-sided slaughtering of an entire people. Both the Secretary General of the United Nations and the Vatican have pleaded with President Nzele for a cease-fire and both the U.N. and the Holy Father have struck out to the peril of 115,000 Induye men, women, and God knows children, particularly the boys.

Who will soon be men and will rise up...

Bartlet

The heads of Ghana, Nigeria and Zaire have similarly sent packing. The Red Cross has been denied entry on three separate occasions in the last ten days. President Nzele has 36 hours to give the command to his troops to hand over their weapons to the 82nd Airborne Division of the United States Army. At 36 hours and -one minute-, I give the order for the 101st Air Assault to take Bitanga and run up our flag. I skipped breakfast. Anybody want coffee or something?

Josh

We can't afford a huge, glitzy ad buy, so we run something feisty, funny, out-of-the-box. Turns our one minute of prime time into a national sensation.

Santos on ice skates, wearing a goalie outfit, pledging to defend America?

Josh

[pause] Closer to the box than that.