Tish quotes from The Weekenders

Tish

{angrily} That DOES it! I'm going home before I say something I'll regret!

Lor

Like what?

Tish

Like-you're a bunch of insensitive GUTTERSNIPES! [storms off]

Carver

She definitely would have regretted that.

Tino

Oh yeah.

Lor

Good thing she didn't say it.

I'll leave you to kitch en mai cub.

Lor

Urgh, kitchen my cub?

Tish

"Kiss and make up".

Tish

Well, maybe I am still "The Brain", even if I did get a B. But I'm also cultured, beautiful, shrewd, loquacious, fleet of foot-

Lor

Big of head!

Tish

Yes, that too! [giggles] Later days!

Tino

[Thoughts] I don't know what's worse, this or the shoe show...

Carver

[Thoughts] I wonder if I'd look good in a kilt.

Tish

[Thoughts] I think I sat in some haggis.

Tish

If I'm a winter, how about this?

Tino

Stand absolutely still.

Carver

What if it hunts by scent?

Tish

Ha, ha. Very funny.

Tino

Aah! It's seen us! Run!

Tish

Maybe you're confusing us with your imaginary friends.

Tino

She thinks I have imaginary friends. Ha!

Tish

Me? JEALOUS? I haven't got a jealous bone in my body!

Carver

Do you have any jealous internal organs?

Tish

Lor, don't you think you're being a tad melodramatic?

Carver

A tad? More like five tads and sixteen smidgins.

Tish

If you need an idea, use your imagination.

Lor

I think I sprained mine.

Tish

Don't you want to broaden your minds?

Lor

Our minds are already broad enough.

Carver

Yeah, I already have trouble finding hats that fit.

Tish

I have here plans for a twelve-foot granite pyramid with twenty thousand miniature workers dragging stone blocks.

Tino

Uh-huh? And I have *here* cardboard, glue, sticks and paint.

Tish

Okay. How about a one-foot pyramid with two miniature workers dragging a sugar cube.

Tino

I know you spent a lot of time on those plans, Tish. I'm sorry you had to compromise your artistic vision.

Tish

And *I'm* sorry you had to sit on a tube of paint.

Tino

Oh great. Looks like I sat on a leprechaun.

Carver

You guys are toast.

Tino

Well you're double toast.

Lor

You're triple toast.

Tish

You're *French* toast.

Tino

*French* toast?

Tish

[sighs] It's been a long day.

Tino

Man, her brain has like totally shut down.

Tish

I think it's a mechanism evolved by her Scottish ancestors to protect her from bagpipe music.