Carver quotes from The Weekenders

Carver

Curse you modern day technology, CURSE YOU!!!

Carver

Ugh, I think my stomach just resigned in protest.

Tish

{angrily} That DOES it! I'm going home before I say something I'll regret!

Lor

Like what?

Tish

Like-you're a bunch of insensitive GUTTERSNIPES! [storms off]

Carver

She definitely would have regretted that.

Tino

Oh yeah.

Lor

Good thing she didn't say it.

Carver

I've created a monster!

Lor

And not even a cool, Frankenstein-y one.

More like the Creature from the Pain-in-the-Butt Lagoon.

Tino

[Thoughts] I don't know what's worse, this or the shoe show...

Carver

[Thoughts] I wonder if I'd look good in a kilt.

Tish

[Thoughts] I think I sat in some haggis.

Tish

If I'm a winter, how about this?

Tino

Stand absolutely still.

Carver

What if it hunts by scent?

Tish

Ha, ha. Very funny.

Tino

Aah! It's seen us! Run!

Carver

I am going to be CARP!

Tino

Did you say Carp?

Carver

That stands for what I want to be. Cool And Radically Popular.

Tino

It's a good thing you don't want to be Cool RICH And Popular.

Carver

Why?

Tino

If a game doesn't have rules, it's not a game is it?

Carver

No, it's politics.

Carver

You have a point there, Lor.

Lor

Where?

Carver

I can't work under these conditions! I'll be in my trailer!

Tino

That's my closet, Olivier.

Carver

SHE'S WAVING AT ME? Isn't there a law against that?

Tino

[Sarcastically] Yeah, it's enforced by the Federal Bureau of Waving.

Carver

Do you have a compass in there?

Tino

Yup!

Carver

Maybe you can use it to find your way back to REALITY!

Tino

They're coming to get me! Mutant clowns from the Hollow Earth! They're real! It's the clown-pocalypse! Aaah!

Carver

I think he's getting better. He's rolling on his own.

Tish

Me? JEALOUS? I haven't got a jealous bone in my body!

Carver

Do you have any jealous internal organs?

Carver

Excuse me while I spend the rest of my life in the attic.

Lor

Wow! That must be a pretty nice attic! Er...what?