Tish and Tino in The Weekenders

I have here plans for a twelve-foot granite pyramid with twenty thousand miniature workers dragging stone blocks.

Uh-huh? And I have *here* cardboard, glue, sticks and paint.

Okay. How about a one-foot pyramid with two miniature workers dragging a sugar cube.

I know you spent a lot of time on those plans, Tish. I'm sorry you had to compromise your artistic vision.

And *I'm* sorry you had to sit on a tube of paint.

Oh great. Looks like I sat on a leprechaun.