Tino quotes from The Weekenders

Tino

Tino here. So, we are never gonna decide what to do this weekend. Carver says it's too cold for the beach, Lor says the mall's getting boring, and Tish says all the games at Funville are historically inaccurate...Yes, she really said that.

Tino

Later days!

Tino

If you try to make everyone follow your plan, you're really no better than a gym teacher.

Tino

That's so healthy, its un-American...

Tino

We may not be as interesting as the people on Teen Canyon, but at least we aren't made up characters on T.V... or are we?

Tino

Hello, could you at least knock before you enter my mind?

Tino

Can I have a map to that sentence?

Tino

[Carver is wearing a latex suit and helmet] You look like a roll-on deodorant.

Tino

The cliff-dwellers didn't have skateboards! Cliffs plus wheels equals BAD!

Tino

Games involve strategy, cunning, and knowledge of the humans psyche. Sports involves me looking like a geek.

Tish

{angrily} That DOES it! I'm going home before I say something I'll regret!

Lor

Like what?

Tish

Like-you're a bunch of insensitive GUTTERSNIPES! [storms off]

Carver

She definitely would have regretted that.

Tino

Oh yeah.

Lor

Good thing she didn't say it.

Tishie your friends here for apel chiz.

Tino

[Whispers] That's apologies.

Poor little sweet-bean; now that she is famous, she is frog-eating the littlie people.

Tino

"Forgetting" the little people.

Tino

[Thoughts] I don't know what's worse, this or the shoe show...

Carver

[Thoughts] I wonder if I'd look good in a kilt.

Tish

[Thoughts] I think I sat in some haggis.

Aren't you overreacting?

Tino

Mom, she's wearing pink.

Ooh, that is serious.