Lor quotes from The Weekenders

Lor

On our planet we call that a golf course.

Lor

[watching Carver riding Tino's scooter] Huh, you have pretty good posture for someone without a backbone.

Lor

If that counts as dancing then it counts as singing when I burp.

Lor

[to Tish] I'm about to get the "If you can't say something nice" lecture, huh?

Tish

{angrily} That DOES it! I'm going home before I say something I'll regret!

Lor

Like what?

Tish

Like-you're a bunch of insensitive GUTTERSNIPES! [storms off]

Carver

She definitely would have regretted that.

Tino

Oh yeah.

Lor

Good thing she didn't say it.

I'll leave you to kitch en mai cub.

Lor

Urgh, kitchen my cub?

Tish

"Kiss and make up".

Tish

Well, maybe I am still "The Brain", even if I did get a B. But I'm also cultured, beautiful, shrewd, loquacious, fleet of foot-

Lor

Big of head!

Tish

Yes, that too! [giggles] Later days!

Carver

I've created a monster!

Lor

And not even a cool, Frankenstein-y one.

More like the Creature from the Pain-in-the-Butt Lagoon.

Carver

You have a point there, Lor.

Lor

Where?

Carver

Excuse me while I spend the rest of my life in the attic.

Lor

Wow! That must be a pretty nice attic! Er...what?

Tino

I'm just a fat, ugly, loser.

Lor

You're not fat!

Lor

Have you seen The World's Funniest Medical Blunders?

Carver

I have. Once, this guy swallowed his dentures and when the doctors gave him an x-ray, his kidneys were smiling back at him.

Tish

If you need an idea, use your imagination.

Lor

I think I sprained mine.

Lor

[Mowing Tino's lawn] Was that a rosebush?

Tino

Not anymore.

Tino

Tish has lost her dignity.

Lor

Look under the sofa cushion. I find all sorts of stuff under there.