Lor quotes from The Weekenders

Tino

How long have we been here?

Lor

Somewhere between an hour... and a hundred thousand years.

Tish

Don't you want to broaden your minds?

Lor

Our minds are already broad enough.

Carver

Yeah, I already have trouble finding hats that fit.

Lor

It's the crazy, backwards universe.

Tino

Where up is down and boy bands play instruments.

Lor

It's the crazy, backwards universe again.

Tino

Where cats chase dogs and sitcoms are funny.

Carver

You guys are toast.

Tino

Well you're double toast.

Lor

You're triple toast.

Tish

You're *French* toast.

Tino

*French* toast?

Tish

[sighs] It's been a long day.

Lor

Go fish.

Carver

We're playing Crazy Eights.

Carver

I am clearly not fit to be the voice of Bahia Bay. Don't worry, I'm completely content with being the voice of total failure.

Lor

You could start with being the voice of mediocrity and work your way down from there. [Tish elbows her in the ribs] What'd I say?

Lor

[cheering] Clown school! Clown school! Clown school!

Tino

Great, my friends will be there to see me get scared and vomit.

Lor

[cheering] Vomit! Vomit! Vomit!

Lor

[As the gang celebrates getting yearbook superlatives] I'm gonna have "Most athletic" tattooed to my face!

Carver

Oh man, I was gonna do that, only with "best shoes".

Lor

Why would you wanna tattoo "best shoes" to my face?