5th most-quoted character in The War at Home: in 8 of its 87 quotes
Most scenes with: Dave (5)
Scenes with Hillary 8
Hillary (to Taye): Wait, you're breaking up with me?
Hillary
Why? I mean, is this because I'm grounded? Because I can just sneak out.
TTaye
It's not that. You can't go around thugging on people. You're a hater.
Hillary
No, it wasn't like that at all.
TTaye
I'm sorry, but I can't go out with someone who solves their problems with violence. (Cut scene) Plus, she's way too clingy. If I was actually hitting it, it'd be one thing, but life's too short.
Mike (to Hillary): Okay, here's the deal. If I go into the honors program, I'll have a built-in excuse for getting bad grades.
Hillary
Wow, maybe I should go into the honors program.
On the other hand, everyone's gonna call me a geek, and I'll have no chance of landing a hot girl. I mean, I'll be facing Larry-like odds.
Hillary
Oh, yeah, I see your point.
But being in honors could actually improve my chances. There are 22 hot girls in the regular program and about 300 guys, which means I have a 1-in-14 probability of getting one. But in honors, I'd be the one normal guy competing for the one cute girl. My odds go from 7% to 100%. So, balancing all those factors, what do you think I should do?
Hillary
I think you should go into the smart group 'cause I don't even know what the hell you're talking about anymore.
Hillary (to Dave): I need my allowance.
Forget it. What, are you crazy? You're not getting any money for doing nothing.
Hillary
But I always get money for doing nothing, and I need to buy makeup.
Hillary
Oh, come on. Mom would give me the money.
Yeah, well, your mom's not here, okay? So, you're gonna have to figure out another way to look too old and too easy.
(answering the phone) Hello?
Hillary
Hi, Daddy.
What's going on, Hillary? Where are you?
Hillary
I fell and I hurt my ankle. I'm at the emergency room.
Okay, just relax, okay? We'll be there in ten minutes.
Hillary
Actually, it's gonna take a little longer than ten minutes.
What the hell kind of mall did you go to?
Hillary
Oh, did I say "mall"? I meant "ski resort."
Hillary
I'm going to be a singer. In fact, when I win my first Grammy, I already have my speech prepared.
Hillary
This is for my parents... to shove it up their ass!
Yeah, you win a Grammy, I'll let you shove it my ass!
Hillary
You've never liked any boy I've ever brought home.
Hillary
You know what, why don't you just pick my next boyfriend?
No, no, no, no. I don't pick out. I kick out.
Hillary
I have to prepare for my interview.
All right. You gonna go think up some good things to say to them?
Hillary
No, Dad, I'm gonna focus on what's important: picking out an outfit.
Yeah, but I thought Mom and Dad were happy.
Hillary
Really? Douchebag and Skank never struck you as odd pet names?
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The War at Home · 87 quotes
