Well I've been married 43 years and the secret of a successful marriage Hugo, is sex and plenty of it.
Well, hooray.
With as many different women as possible.
Oh, God.
Especially orientals cos they can go on...
Thank you, Jim. What about you, Frank?
Well, I've never had sex with an oriental.
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