We must draw him out. Draw him from Hell with Hell. Quickly! What is the worst thing that's ever happened to you? (Points at Jefferson Twilight.)
Um...I saw my mom raped by blackulas. I was 10. She called my name. I just stood there.
Um, wow. Wait, I can hear him. More ugliness?
Once I saw two homeless guys giving each other oral sex.
Yes, he's closer! More like that.
Okay, this is really gross. Once I was out of toilet paper, so I used cotton balls. So, you know, I'm wiping, and I think my finger kinda poked through the cotton. So I—and do not ask me why—I smell my finger to check.
Gross. I see where this is going.
Quickly, Al, he's so close!
Okay, I bring it up to smell it, right. But somehow the cotton got stuck to my fingers, so when I smell my fingers, the cotton's getting stuck to my razor stubble. So then I have this shit-cotton all over my face!
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