How sweet, a Bible. Well, if you don't mind sir, I have book of my own for this little ritual.
(he pulls out the Necronomicon. Dr. Venture slaps himself on the head)
Keep your fingers clear of its mouth, he's a nibbler.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you ... whoever.
I SWEAR IT!
Dr. Orpheus, could you tell the court what it is that you do? You're a type of magician?
Oooo, they have no idea what they're in for.
Well, if you must call me that, yes. But if you are after mere parlor tricks you will be sorely disappointed, for if I reach behind your ear, it will not be a nickel I pull out, BUT YOUR VERY SOUL!
(imitating a lounge singer) Good night ladies and gentlemen, you've been a great crowd.
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