Monstroso? That's what this is about? He's the king of the double cross. I mean, think about it, he's a lawyer and a super villian. That's like a shark with a grenade launcher on its head.
“Pinstripes & Poltergeists” · Season 4
In this episode: Brock Samson (2), Doctor Girlfriend (1), Col. Hunter Gathers (1), Shore Leave (1)
2#24
Seriously, ask me any question.
2#21
Okay, what's the meaning of life?
2#24
The color twelve.
2#21
Really?!
2#24
No, idiot! Ask me something less Hitchhiker's Guide, dork.
2#21
Do we have souls?
2#24
Yeah. Well, not quite souls but, it's a general idea. Everything has a soul.
2#21
Crap. So I guess I should become a vegetarian?
2#24
No. Like everything living has a soul. Even spinach. You can't win.
2#21
Oh, so that's ... the problem.
2#24
Here's something. You know how people cry about aborting babies because of their "soul"? It turns out you don't get a soul till' you're like one.
2#21
So weird. One? Really?!
2#24
Or maybe six months, I forget. Anyway, you're just this crying ... pooing ... monster blob till you get your soul.
2#21
That's amazing, I should tell everybody! People need to know about this!
2#24
Oh definitely, and maybe you should write it all down on a golden plate, or maybe get some aviators and a compound in Guyana-
2#21
Okay, I get it. Dude, I barely believe you're real. I mean, if there were ghosts, they'd be freakin' everywhere
2#24
Eh, not necessarily. You can only haunt someone you were close to, (voice echos) in life.
2#21
And you chose me? Out of everything, you chose me?
2#24
Uh, before you get all teary-eyed, I could only choose between you, and a cocoon that is constantly getting blown up.
2#21
Still, you could've-
2#24
Or Beth Seaton. But she's not fifteen anymore so she probably doesn't like me (voice echos again) "that way".
Damn it Shore Leave, you’ve ruined another outfit. Think Betsy Ross works here? I’m the one who has to sew this back together, you clown.
[Brock laughs]
What are you laughing at, Mr. Blood stains on everything?
You know that he rips those himself. He just tears it off like a Chippendales firemen, every time.
Good god, why?
For one, because it looks super-cool.
You’re an infant.
2#21
24? Hey, 24? Dude?
2#24
Yes, my master. What is this, I Dream of Jeannie? What do you want?
2#21
I need you to check the Venture Compound and deactivate the alarms.
2#24
I’m not a poltergeist, I can’t move stuff. But I’ll take a look around if you do that thing for a couple of my new friends.
2#21
Oh, come on! OK fine, quickly. I’m in a hurry.
2#24
This is Speedy, you remember him, and this is President Woodrow Wilson. They bet me you couldn’t do it.
WWWoodrow Wilson
Velvet Hour!
2#21
Kate Moss, easy.
2#24
Still!
2#21
Jennifer Lopez.
SSpeedy
Covet!
2#21
Sarah Jessica Parker, and she also has Lovely, Twilight and Dawn. And a whole bunch more.
WWWoodrow Wilson
Astonishing, he’s like the Rainman of the celebrity signature perfume. UNSCRIPTED!
2#21
Patrick Dempsey. I know it’s insane. And Tim McGraw and Carlos Santana also them.
2#24
Alright you guys, I win. Looks like you have to tell Helen-of-Troy how awesome I am.
2#21
Brock Samson, at last we meet.
Do I know you?
2#21
Don’t pull that shit with me. [#21 displays his fighting acrobatics] I don’t know why you're here and I don’t care. I’ve been waiting for this moment for a year.
Boo!
[#21 hits Brock in the face]
Ah, very nice. Somebody's been training.
2#21
This is like Christmas, my first BMX bike and meeting the cast of Firefly all-in-one. Let’s go. Come on Samson, bring it.
OK tubbs, let see what else you got.
[#21 kicks Brock but he blocks it and then hits #21 to the ground]
You didn’t think I was gonna take it easy on you, did ya?
2#21
I was fucking praying you wouldn’t. You gotta bring it. BRING IT!
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