([upon finding Dean passed out] Dean! Noooo! [picks up the headphones] Oh, my God, it's side two of Dark Side of the Moon! He's in a Floyd hole! Fill the tub up with ice, now!
“Perchance to Dean” · Season 4
In this episode: Doctor Thaddeus Venture (4), Hank Venture (1)
UWUPS Worker
"Well hey there, slugger! Looks like you're gunning for my job!"
"Did my dad tell you to say that?"
UWUPS Worker
"Uhh no."
"Then... are you psychic?"
VDr. Venture
"Hank, leave the man alone. Just because he's black doesn't mean he has the shining."
(After Aborted Dean hugs the C4 statue of Dr. Venture) Who the hell was that?"
(To the UPS Worker) "Hey! You know what 'Brown can do for me?' He can mind his own business!"
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