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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 quotes

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S5 E17Rescue Me

Atlanta Assassination Squad. How may we be of service?

SSloan

I take it you haven't located the doppelgänger yet.

You told us to find a nameless paramedic at the scene of a car accident in a city full of freeways, fried green tomatoes, and terrible drivers. It's not exactly as easy as it sounds.

SSloan

Which is why I am calling. The doppelgänger's name is Tom Avery, and I just saw him deliver a patient to Atlanta Metro Hospital.

(to Enzo) She saw him? She did the vision thing again? (takes the phone, now talking to Sloan) We had a deal. I find Stefan's last living doppelgänger--

SSloan

Tom

Tom. I take care of Tom, and in return, you stop using Stefan to psychically doppelbomb him because every time you link the two, you are frying Stefan's brain.

Hey, Bon.

Hey. I got your text. What's the friend emergency?

Damon and I broke up. It's final.

Oh, my god. When did it happen?

Last night.

But you didn't come home last night.

Uh, that's because I slept with him.

Oh.

Post breakup.

Ohh.

Was that irresponsible?

Probably. Does Jeremy know that you and Damon definitely maybe broke up?

No. He wasn't at the house last night thankfully.

Well, that's weird. I mean, he didn't mention anything to me. If he wasn't at home, where was he?

I don't know. That doesn't really help me with the whole irresponsible thing, does it?

Ah. Modern women, all bosom, no mystery, present company excluded.

Dear god! Please don't tell me that I'm the real reason you're here.

Why not? From what Damon tells me, I am your type-- well-traveled, charming accent, dodgy morals.

Arrogant, tactless, completely unable to take a hint.

Precisely.

Just because Jeremy is a bad student doesn't mean that he's cheating on Bonnie.

You're making excuses for someone you love. That's what you do. The worse the behavior, the more you try and defend.

And you keep trying to make this about us.

Yeah, because you keep trying to make it about anything else.

You know what? Fine. But don't pretend that you came here for Jeremy. If you want to talk about last night, talk.

Here's the thing, Elena, I don't know what to say or do or think. All I know is that right now I want to rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body while a bunch of people that drive minivans listen, wishing they were us. (pauses) That's probably a bad idea, right?

Right.

Right. (bell rings) See you in class.

Enough.

Hardly. She [Liv] was two seconds away form killing you. I want to know why, so I am gonna rip this nasty rag out of your mouth. If I hear so much as one syllable of hocus-pocus, one of us is gonna break your neck. Spoiler alert- it's gonna be me.

How do you expect me to care about anything when this is my life? Take a look around. It's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry I missed class today, we were under a doppelgänger invasion."

S5 E18Resident Evil

Caroline, if you bite your tongue any harder, you'll bleed. Say it.

It's Psych 101. Actually it's whatever comes before 101. You told Damon that you couldn't see him anymore, and now you're having dreams about Stefan?

It's not just about Stefan, ok. My parents were still alive. It was like a different life.

(answering phone) Stefan. Hey.

Hey.

Is everything ok?

Well, you know how sometimes you feel crazy and you call me and I tell you you're not crazy?

Even thought most of the time I am.

Well, I need you to tell me that I'm not crazy.

No promises.

I was walking to my car, and I nearly got plowed over in the middle of the street because I was having some vision of Elena.

I take that back. Actually, you are not crazy at all. Something's going on.

(not answering Elena's call) Damon: One, Temptation: Zero.

(answering Caroline's call) Temptation: One, Enzo-- Hello Gorgeous.

Liv has a twin? Is it possible for there to just be one of someone around here?

What are you doing out here?

Oh, you know. Looking at the stars, listening to the universe laughing at me.

Damon...

We were doomed from the beginning, Elena. We were always gonna end up here.

Damon...they're just visions. As soon as we find Markos, they'll stop.

And then what? We're friends? Can't wait.

Do you think Damon and I will ever be able to talk like this? Like friends?

I think you can either be friends with someone or in love with them. I don't think you can be both.

We need some rules here. Because if I'm not allowed to drive you home then I definitely don't think you're allowed to ambush me in my bedroom.

[in the visions] I saw...a perfect life. Stefan and I were married, we had kids... It was everything that we wanted.

Well, we could always ask Markos to put 'em back-

But it's not real. You and I? We're messy and complicated, but...we're real.

And really bad for each other. Did you forget that part?

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