Caroline, if you bite your tongue any harder, you'll bleed. Say it.
It's Psych 101. Actually it's whatever comes before 101. You told Damon that you couldn't see him anymore, and now you're having dreams about Stefan?
It's not just about Stefan, ok. My parents were still alive. It was like a different life.
(answering phone ) Stefan. Hey.
Well, you know how sometimes you feel crazy and you call me and I tell you you're not crazy?
Even thought most of the time I am.
Well, I need you to tell me that I'm not crazy.
I was walking to my car, and I nearly got plowed over in the middle of the street because I was having some vision of Elena.
I take that back. Actually, you are not crazy at all. Something's going on.
(not answering Elena's call ) Damon: One, Temptation: Zero.
(answering Caroline's call ) Temptation: One, Enzo-- Hello Gorgeous.
Liv has a twin? Is it possible for there to just be one of someone around here?
Perfect. A dead old guy with a mysterious, evil plan.
What are you doing out here?
Oh, you know. Looking at the stars, listening to the universe laughing at me.
We were doomed from the beginning, Elena. We were always gonna end up here.
Damon...they're just visions. As soon as we find Markos, they'll stop.
And then what? We're friends? Can't wait.
I'm gonna staple your tongue to your chin.
Do you think Damon and I will ever be able to talk like this? Like friends?
I think you can either be friends with someone or in love with them. I don't think you can be both.
We need some rules here. Because if I'm not allowed to drive you home then I definitely don't think you're allowed to ambush me in my bedroom.
[in the visions] I saw...a perfect life. Stefan and I were married, we had kids... It was everything that we wanted.
Well, we could always ask Markos to put 'em back-
But it's not real. You and I? We're messy and complicated, but...we're real.
And really bad for each other. Did you forget that part?
No, Elena, I can't be your friend. It's too damn hard.
No, I'm serious , Elena - I can't see you anymore. I don't wanna hear your voice, I don't wanna talk to you, I don't even want to look at you, and I sure as hell don't want to be your friend.
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