I'm the guy who's been assigned to protect the human blood bag. I mean, no offense.
S3 E6Smells Like Teen Spirt
What? Are you going to bench-press a vampire?
Do you actually know what's happening right now? Stefan called me a "human blood bag".... He's a completely different person... (grunts as she lifts the weights)
(pushes down on the barbell with one hand)
What are you doing?
Helping you out.
Damon!
Come on, Buffy!
Like one obnoxious Salvatore isn't bad enough.
You called - I'm here.
No one's gonna hurt you. Especially not my brother.
I lure Stefan away from the bonfire. Then, when he's distracted--
I'll shoot him.
Can't Bonnie just ju-ju him, or something?
Are you ever not gonna hate me, Ric?
Doubtful.
How do I fix him?
Get a new boyfriend.
Matt's trying to resurrect his dead sister! I think I'll go deal with that instead.
How did I get home?
I brought you here. You were being a major d-bag.
Uh-oh! It’s the fun police. I thought that 'Ripper Stefan' was supposed to be the life of the party.
You look, uh, not sober.
Give it to me, I can do it.
No, let me.
Damon, come on!
Elena. You almost got barbecued. The least I can do is apply first-aid.
You played your part of the plan really well tonight. You had Rebekah drooling all over you...and your marshmallows....
Yeah - before she skewered me. I thought you were too drunk to notice.
I was faking most of it.
So was I.
Great work tonight, Ric. Sorry about the car, man. Bummer.
You have to earn the over-nighter.
I consider that a challenge.
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