Let's get rid of the body.
Ooo, last number dialed. I wonder who that could possibly be..
No, no, no. Don't provoke her.
S2 E6Plan B
Mason. You should have been here an hour ago.
Wrong boy-toy.
Damon. For once, you’ve surprised me. I assume Mason’s with you.
He’s right beside me. Although his heart’s across the room.
You shouldn’t have.
I’ve had a very busy day today. Killed a werewolf, found a moonstone. Hey, did you know that he hid the moonstone at the bottom of a well full of vervain? Guess he didn’t trust you very much. He did love you, poor guy. Hey, where are you? ’Cause, you know, I could bring him over. Last good-byes and all that.
You've no idea what you’ve just done.
Aww, did I put a kink in your master plan? I’m so sorry.
Do you honestly believe that I don’t have a plan B? And if that fails, a plan C, and then a plan D, and... you know how the alphabet works, don’t you? Send my love to Stefan.
I'm so sorry.
We were so stupid. Sneaking around, thinking that we weren't going to get caught.
I know.
We did this... Jenna's in the hospital, and Jeremy could be next. All because we didn't listen to her. Because we're together. Stefan...
I know what you’re going to say.
Then let me say it. I’ve been so selfish because I love you so much. And I know how much you love me. But it’s over, Stefan, it has to be.
Elena, I don’t-
No, Stefan. It has to be.
Elena... I riled Katherine up. I...I wasn’t thinking. I didn’t think.
It doesn’t matter, Damon. She won. Katherine won.
S2 E7Masquerade
I need you to deliver a message. Tell Damon and Stefan that I want the moonstone or I will rip this town apart until it rains blood. Tonight. At the masquerade ball.
We can't underestimate her. We have to play this smarter than her.
Can't we just give her the moonstone so she'll leave?
No. Katherine's not getting dick. I've had it. I'm going to go to the masquerade ball and I'm going to kill her tonight.
You're not gonna kill her.
Don't give me that goody-goody crap.
You're not going to kill her...
Oh, really?
...because I am.
LLucy
What's with the hair?
I'm impersonating my dull as dishwater doppelganger, Elena. She has the worst taste.
LLucy
Except in men.
What's going on?
We're gonna kill Katherine.
I can explain.
Please.
...We're gonna kill Katherine.
All right. If anybody wants to back out, I'll understand.
Yeah, cold feet speak now. I don't want this going wrong because someone chickens out. Caroline?
I won't. She killed me, fair is fair.
Elena?
(as Elena) Matt? You look dashing.
I thought you said you aren't coming.
I couldn't miss it. You really are hot in a suit. I'd love to just...
Katherine (to Matt): God, you're hot. Now go away.
Are you sure you can do this?
Who are you talking to?
I had the chance to kill her and I hesitated.
Well, that is the fork in the road between me and you, my friend. I don't hesitate.
Dance with me.
No.
Fine. You tell me who I should kill. Him? She looks delicious.
So, can you like do a hocus-pocus to ace a test?
I don't know that spell.
That'd be like the first one I'd learn.
You think you two are the only ones with a witch on your side? Wrong. And something tells me that my witch is better than your witch.
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