I need you to deliver a message. Tell Damon and Stefan that I want the moonstone or I will rip this town apart until it rains blood. Tonight. At the masquerade ball.
“Masquerade” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Katherine Pierce (9), Damon Salvatore (8), Stefan Salvatore (5), Caroline Forbes (2), Bonnie Bennett (2), Jeremy Gilbert (2), Matt Donovan (1)
We can't underestimate her. We have to play this smarter than her.
Can't we just give her the moonstone so she'll leave?
No. Katherine's not getting dick. I've had it. I'm going to go to the masquerade ball and I'm going to kill her tonight.
You're not gonna kill her.
Don't give me that goody-goody crap.
You're not going to kill her...
Oh, really?
...because I am.
LLucy
What's with the hair?
I'm impersonating my dull as dishwater doppelganger, Elena. She has the worst taste.
LLucy
Except in men.
What's going on?
We're gonna kill Katherine.
I can explain.
Please.
...We're gonna kill Katherine.
All right. If anybody wants to back out, I'll understand.
Yeah, cold feet speak now. I don't want this going wrong because someone chickens out. Caroline?
I won't. She killed me, fair is fair.
Elena?
(as Elena) Matt? You look dashing.
I thought you said you aren't coming.
I couldn't miss it. You really are hot in a suit. I'd love to just...
Katherine (to Matt): God, you're hot. Now go away.
Are you sure you can do this?
Who are you talking to?
I had the chance to kill her and I hesitated.
Well, that is the fork in the road between me and you, my friend. I don't hesitate.
Dance with me.
No.
Fine. You tell me who I should kill. Him? She looks delicious.
So, can you like do a hocus-pocus to ace a test?
I don't know that spell.
That'd be like the first one I'd learn.
You think you two are the only ones with a witch on your side? Wrong. And something tells me that my witch is better than your witch.
The three of us together, just like old times. The brother that loved me too much and the one that didn't love me enough.
And the evil slut vampire that only loved herself.
What happened to you, Damon? You used to be so sweet and polite.
Oh, that Damon died a long time ago.
Good. He was a bore.
Sorry about your pet wolf. You should have kept him on a tighter leash.
I'll have one of those.
(in a mocking tone) Right away, Miss Katherine.
Good for you, Stefan, 2+2.And it would have worked, except that people found out that I wasn't in the tomb. Thanks to you. (turning to Damon) By the way, have I mentioned how inconvenient your obsession with me has been?
You and me both, honey.
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