What happened to you? You were so much fun in the 20s.
I was a psychotic killer with no emotions in the 1920s.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You're accusing me of orchestrating a mass murder. Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?
It's Mystic Falls. It's actually the least ridiculous thing I've heard.
Was it my bastard brother or yours?
Maybe it's option number 3. There's another team in the race.
Your daughter... is a prodigy. With my guidance... she can be one of the most powerful witches in the world. But without it--whew-- she's a time bomb.
(answering Stefan's phone) Hello, Elena.
What did you do to Stefan?
Rescued him from his old, dull life. But it keeps calling. Stefan's not in the mood to talk right now.
Then he can listen. I know you might not care about me right now, Stefan, but Kol compelled Damon to kill Jeremy. They're somewhere in the tunnels, and I-- it's one giant maze down here, and I can't find them, so if you still care about the cure, or about Jeremy, then maybe you can come help. (silence) Ok.
He shot me in the head. Stupid idiot... borderline brain dead moron!
Stefan, what're you doing with Rebekah? She tried to kill me.
And this will be the second time that Damon tried to kill Jeremy. So I guess nobody's perfect, right?
Are you trying to punish me? I don't know how many times I can apologize.
I never asked you to. You can do whatever you want, Elena. I really don't care.
You're hurt. You're hurt and you're acting out. Stefan, this isn't you.
Sure it is. You've just never seen me like this. You don't know what I look like when I'm not in love with you.
Why does it sound like you're under fire?
Apparently I'm living in a fraternity house now.
I'm training.
Me too.
Train yourself to do some dishes. And put these weapons away before someone tries to use one on me.
(to Bonnie) No one can get to the cure if you're too dead to find it.
You coming to snap my neck again? Because I woke up feeling completely unmurderous, and I'm pretty sure it's safe to set me free.
(to Stefan) Silent treatment, huh? Is that your best shot? (to Klaus) He's still pissed at me for sleeping with Elena.
Are you sure about that? Because I caught him trying to sneak out of Rebekah's bed this morning, which would suggest to me that he's moved on.
Jeremy Gilbert, nice to know I'm still in your speed dial mate, hey you want to meet at the batting cages in Denver.
Actually, it's Elena Gilbert.
What a treat. You know, I was thinking of all the clever ways I could have your brother killed, but I think I'd settle for ripping off his illustrated arm instead.
I need to talk to you- in person. I want to call a truce in the name of Silas.
You want to talk about Silas?
I'll meet you wherever you want. I'll come to you.
I'll tell you what, how about I come to you?
(seconds later a doorbell rings, it's Kol. Elena, Jeremy and Matt in the house are shocked)
You want a truce? Open the door and invite me in.
I'm waiting. Let me in, and let's talk truce. Hello?
Wouldn't it be kind of stupid to invite you in?
On the contrary. I can't kill your brother with my own two hands, or I'll suffer the Hunter's Curse and spend the next 20 years trying to off myself in gruesome ways.
(writes on a chalk board to Matt) Help Stefan, find dagger. (Matt quickly leaves through the back door)
And I've heard the Vervain's back in town, so I can't compel you to kill him either. So I think it's fair to say you're semi-safe, for now.
(on chalkboard to Jeremy) Get out. Get Bonnie.
(whispers to Elena) I'm the only one that can invite him inside.
(from outside) He's right, obviously.
(Elena opens the door, to Kol)
You'd think by being alive for over 1,000 years would teach me some manners, but I couldn't resist stopping by.
If I let you in, my brother goes. You're not getting near him.
(looks at Elena and then at Jeremy) Fair enough.
(Elena looks at Jeremy at nods her head to let Kol inside)
You can come in. ( Kol smiles, Jeremy leaves through the back door)
No gold medal for bravery, I see. Another thing I love about the modern age is music anytime you like. So... this is the part where you offer me a drink so we can have a proper chat.
The colors, the fabrics-- the eighties were just tragic. You know, I think shoulder pads rival 17th-century puritan smocks for crimes against fashion.
Ah, yes, for the love of Elena. How is it that she manages to overlook every horrific thing you've ever done? Is it willful ignorance or perhaps something more pathological?
Some people are just more capable of forgiveness than others. Bet you score about a negative 500 in that realm.
Come on. There must be a secret. It can't just be the sire bond. What is it? Compulsion? Manipulation? What is it you say to her?
I think this has something to do with a certain blond vampire. I think you murdered Carol Lockwood, and I think you're worried that Caroline's never going to forgive you.
You've done worse.
Debatable. See, I don't mind being the bad guy, because somebody has to fill that role and get things done. You do bad things for no reason. You do them to be a dick.
Debatable.
If you're going to be bad, be bad with purpose. Otherwise you're just not worth forgiving.
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