Sheriff Forbes quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Honey, are you okay? Anything you wanna talk about? Is it a boy thing?

Caroline

Mom, if I wanna talk boys, I’ll call dad. At least he’s successfully dating one.

Damon

He's a Gilbert?

Sheriff Forbes

Elena's uncle. His name is John, but I call him jackass.

Sheriff Forbes

This is how it’s going to work. Answer me and you don't get shot. Understand? [pauses] How many of you are there?

Damon

Liz, please...

Sheriff Forbes

How did you fool us? How do you walk in the sun? [Shoots Stefan, who is still unconscious] I will drag this out painfully.

Damon

But you’re my friend.

Sheriff Forbes

Our friendship was a lie.

Sheriff Forbes

My daughter is gone.

Damon

You have no idea how wrong you are about that.

Caroline

That was Bonnie. Jeremy's alive.

(relieved and crying) I thought I'd killed him.

Caroline

You did.

I don't understand.

Caroline

I explained it to you once but I had to make you forget because I was so scared about what you might do. But now, I don't want to lie. I'm not going to be afraid of you anymore. (Taking her mother's hand) And I don't want you to be afraid of me anymore. (crying, she hugs her mother) I'm still your little girl. It's me. It's me.

You're accusing me of orchestrating a mass murder. Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?

Sheriff Forbes

It's Mystic Falls. It's actually the least ridiculous thing I've heard.