Let go of me or I will bite you.
Oh, come on. I'm the one who hates to dance, remember?
Yeah, and now I finally see why.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
So you're just here to help Rebekah get the cure, right, on what happens to be the most sentimental night in high school.
You think this is my cry for help? I'd be happy to show you what a real cry for help sounds like.
Hmm. So this... Us... You feel nothing?
I feel nothing.
I don't believe you.
I don't care.
So you don't remember what it use to feel like when we would dance? When my hand would touch your waist?
Nope.
How about this... When our fingers would touch?
Nothing.
And this? (Dips Elena) Does your heart really refuse to remember?
(whispers) What heart?
I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can't I just kill her?
I see you found a dress.
It's from Klaus.
Hmm.
Don't ask.
You know you have him wrapped around your little finger, right?
If I had Klaus wrapped around my finger, then I would be here with Tyler right now. Are you making any progress with the dress thief?
I don't know. I think it's affecting me a whole lot more than its affecting her.
What do you mean?
Every time I tell myself that I'm moving on, there's this part of me that just can't seem to shake her.
That's normal, Stefan. You guys were in love. That doesn't go away just because you declare that you're moving on.
Then how does anyone ever seem to move on?
I don't know. I think that someday, you'll meet someone new and you'll fall madly in love. And you'll have moved on without even realizing it.
What am I missing?
Silas is appearing to Bonnie as my dead brother, which means he still wants her to do the spell.
So? The nice thing about having no feelings is you don't fear your enemies on the other side.
I'm not worried about my enemies. It's people like Alaric... and Jeremy. The Salvatore brothers are annoying enough as it is, can you imagine if my brother came back to the living? He'd spend every waking hour trying to get my humanity back.
You looking for Silas or you waxing nostalgic about misspent youth?
What happened to you being over it?
What do you mean?
Well, I mean, for a guy who's ready to move on, you seemed pretty convincing as a boyfriend out on the dance floor.
I mean, isn't that what we're doing, reminding Elena of what she's lost?
Like her feelings for you?
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
Hmm.
I mean... I don't mean to be a dick, Damon, but Elena and I have a history. Memories, laughs, ups and downs. It was a real relationship. I mean, what you have is just a one-night stand that was probably the result of the sire-bond. (Damon moves toward Stefan and gets staked) Your mind is a very dark and riveting place, Damon.
Uh, Silas. Where's my brother, you psychic freak?
He's in the woods, where I convinced him I was you. He's probably in a bit of pain now, too. The witch is mine. Stay away from her.
[After dancing with Caroline, Tyler starts to leave when Klaus appears.]
Was it worth it? To see her smile? To make her dream night come true? Was it worth it?
[Tyler doesn't reply.]
In the shared interest of giving Caroline the night of her dreams, I'm gonna allow you five seconds before I rip your heart out of your chest. Five, four, three–
[Before Klaus can finish counting down, Tyler vamp-speeds away.]
She may not feel much, but shes gonna feel that in the morning.
So what's the plan?
When Bonnie was whaling on her tonight, I could see it in her eyes. Elena thought she was gonna die. She was scared.
Fear.
Last time I checked, one of those pesky human emotions.
So plan "c"... make her life a living hell.
You care to talk about our other problem? You know, the one that can be anywhere, at any time.
Silas still needs Bonnie. And if tonight is any indication, she's no pushover. She's not gonna let him manipulate her, not anymore.
I wouldn't underestimate his talents. He fooled the hell out of both of us. What did he say to you anyway?
He led me out in the woods, claiming he saw Silas, then he staked me.
Hmm.
How did he get to you?
Talked about his hair. I figured it had to be you.
Funny.
(voice over) Klaus, I hear Elijah has refused you the cure and in return, you have refused me my freedom. Shame on you both. But while you boys sort out your problems, I have one last thing to offer you. I've caught wind that there is a witch in New Orleans named Jane-Anne Deveraux plotting a move against you. Hunt her down. What she has to say will rattle you so deeply to your core that chasing little old me will be the least of your concerns. It's been a fun five centuries, Klaus, but I've worn down too many good heels running from you. Love and hate, Katerina.
That's the calmest desiccating vampire I've ever seen. I remember when you starved me down there for three days. I would have wept at your feet for an orange peel.
Look, she's not gonna beg for blood. Begging means desperation. Emotion. She's still a no-humanity zone.
How hungry does she have to be before we can torture some feelings back into her?
A lot hungrier than she is now, apparently.
So, what are we supposed to do in the mean time?
Maybe I can provide a little excitement.
(surprised) Katherine.
The one and only. Sort of.
MMan
Welcome to the dark side of New Orleans, a supernatural playground where the living are easily lost and the dead stick around to play.
Well, the French Quarter witches are not a lot to be trifled with. You don't suppose they've found a way to kill him once and for all, do you?
Rebekah, in the name of our family, you might try to dial down your glee.
What family? We are three distrustful acquaintances who happen to share a bloodline.
Where are you going?
To find out who's making a move against our brother, and then... I'll either stop them, or I'll help them. Depending on my mood.
You may have built this town, but it's his town now.
Where's Marcel?
DDiego
Who the hell's asking?
I assume you're joking.
DDiego
I only answer to Marcel.
Well, then, in that case, perhaps you'll answer to this. You're aware the bite of a werewolf can kill a vampire? Well, as you can see, I'm half-werewolf, so I'm gonna ask you one more time! Where is Marcel?
MMarcel
H-hey. I'm right here. I'm right here. Easy, now. Diego's just looking out for me. Nobody harms my guys. Those are the rules.
I don't care about your rules, Marcel. And I don't need chaperones. Why are you having me followed?
MMarcel
I get it, huh? Show of force. You made your point. Let it go, friend. For me.
Fine. Why don't you show me what you've done with the place while you explain exactly what it is you've been up to in my town.
Evening, Elijah.
Niklaus.
What an entirely unwelcome surprise.
And what an entirely unsurprising welcome.
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