You got any requests for the DJ?
I'll let you pick. Nothing cheesy.
Oh, that leaves out about half the decade.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
(to Elena at the front door) I've considered te request of your truce... Request denied. (Elena closes door) Oh, I'm sorry, I've already been invited in. (kicks the door open to find that Elena and Jeremy are not there) Hide and Seek? Fine by me.
Your brother's lack of communication is infuriating.
It's one of his trademarks, like his brooding and his hair.
Well, if it isn't the happy homicidal maniac.
Do you know that your darling former blood bag and her brother are trying to kill me.
[Jeremy shoots a stake at Kol, who catches it with his right hand.]
Missed!
[Jeremy shoots another stake at Kol, who catches it with his left hand.]
[Starts shooting Kol with pistol repeatedly] Go!
[As Jeremy runs out of the bedroom, Kol throws a stake at Elena, stabbing her in the thigh. Elena screams in pain. Elena looks up and sees that Kol has disappeared. Jeremy runs into the hallway when Kol appears and punches him in the face. As Elena pulls out the stake from her thigh, Kol throws Jeremy down the stairs. Elena runs out of the bedroom and jumps on Kol's back. Kol throws her against the wall. He rips off one of the posts from the railing and plunges it into Elena's abdomen, pinning her to the wall. As Elena gasps in pain from being pinned to the wall by Kol, Kol approaches Jeremy.]
Now, about that arm.
[Kol hops over Jeremy, grabs him by his legs, and drags him down the stairs. Jeremy tries to grab the stair posts, but is unsuccessful. Elena tries to pull out the stair post from her abdomen.]
[Elena tries to pull out the stair post from her abdomen, but is unsuccessful. Elena presses her hand against the wall and pulls her body off the stair post. In the kitchen, Kol has strapped Jeremy's arms to the counter. As Jeremy struggles against his bonds, Kol pulls out a cleaver.]
[To Jeremy] Now, like I said, I don't fancy the Hunter's Curse, so I'm just gonna chop off your arm. But don't worry, I'll heal you right up with a bit of blood after. [Holds Jeremy's head against the counter] Sorry about the sting. Now, which arm is it? Is it left or right? I'll just chop off both to be safe.
[As Kol gets ready to use the cleaver to chop off Jeremy's arms, Elena vamp-speeds towards Kol, grabs his arm, and uses the cleaver he is holding to cut off one of her brother's bonds. Elena plunges the cleaver into Kol's chest. As Elena shoves Kol against the counter, Jeremy frees his other arm and runs over to the sink. He grabs the spray hose and uses it to spray vervain water at Kol while Elena moves out of the way. Kol starts screaming in pain. As Jeremy continues spraying vervain water at Kol, Elena pulls out the White Oak Stake from Kol's jacket.]
Jeremy, now! [Tosses her brother the White Oak Stake]
[Jeremy catches the White Oak Stake and plunges it into Kol's chest. As Kol starts screaming in pain, his body bursts into flames. As Kol continues screaming in pain, he staggers through the kitchen and falls down to the floor, dead. Jeremy watches Kol's body burn, then he and Elena turn to see Klaus standing at the open doorway, watching Kol's body burn.]
[To Elena and Jeremy] What did you do?
[To Klaus] We didn't have a choice. He was trying to cut off Jeremy's arm.
Lies. He never would've gotten inside if you hadn't have set a trap for him.
You said you were gonna put him down too.
[Ferociously and savagely] I was gonna make him suffer ON MY TERMS! I'm gonna burn this house to the ground. And then, when you try to flee for your lives, I'll kill you both without blinking.
[To Klaus] You kill us, you'll never get to the cure. You'll never be able to make any more hybrids.
You really think I care for an instant about my bloody hybrids? I want the cure so I can destroy it. I would've killed you all the second we dug it up, but now I'm just gonna watch you burn instead.
[Klaus screams in pain, falling to his knees. Bonnie appears and walks past him.]
[To Elena and Jeremy] Invite him in. [Elena and Jeremy just stare at her] Do it!
[Klaus gets up. Jeremy looks at Klaus, then at Elena, and then back at Klaus.]
[To Klaus] Come in.
[Bonnie magically pulls Klaus inside the house. Klaus falls forward.]
[To Elena and Jeremy] Living room! Go!
[Elena and Jeremy run through the living room and the kitchen. Klaus tries to follow them into the kitchen, but is stopped by a barrier Bonnie put up. Klaus starts pounding against the barrier repeatedly. As Klaus continues pounding against the barrier, Jeremy pulls out the White Oak Stake from Kol's chest and runs to the door along with his sister. Klaus tries to follow them, but Bonnie stands in front of him.]
[To Bonnie] Witch. You can't do this to me.
You have no idea what I can do now.
[To Elena, Bonnie, and Jeremy] I will hunt all of you to your END! DO YOU HEAR ME?! DO YOU?!
[Elena, Bonnie, and Jeremy depart the house. Jeremy closes the door behind him. Klaus tries to run after them, but is stopped by the barrier.]
These symbols must have been left for the Hunters so they could find the cure. And this must be the story of Qetsiyah and Silas. According to Shane, Silas asked Qetsiyah for help making a spell for immortality. She helped make him immortal, only to learn he planned to use the same spell on another woman, not her. When she found out, she freaked.
So, Qetsiyah killed the other woman?
Yeah. Silas was immortal. She couldn't kill him. So, she trapped him in a cave and buried him alive instead.
Does it say anything about the Hunters purpose in all this?
I was wondering when you'd ask. Qetsiyah created a cure for immortality and then she buried it with Silas, hoping that he'd take it and die. End up on the other side with her for all eternity. But he wouldn't give her the satisfaction. So, many centuries later, her descendants created the Hunters to find him, cure him, and kill him.
[Gilbert House: Klaus is staring at Kol's burnt corpse when Tyler enters through the front door.]
[To Klaus] [Snarky] Morning, sunshine. You look pathetic.
Only until Bonnie's spell locking me in here wears off. Then I'll look different. Angrier, perhaps. Or I won't look like anything, 'cause I'll have gouged your eyeballs from their sockets.
My friends will be back with the cure by then, so I could shove it down your throat and make you mortal.
I'm an Original. What makes you think my entire vampire bloodline won't be cured along with me? I.e., you.
You know what I think? I think that's impossible. I think the moment you stop being a vampire, our whole blood connection to you is broken, and your sire-line ceases to exist. So whatever happens to you happens only to you, which means I can kill your ass and no one else has to die. Although I am still debating just how to do it.
[Vamp-speeds in front of Tyler] I recommend drowning. There's nothing quite like the feeling of someone fighting for something as basic as human breath. And let me tell you, your mother was a fighter.
Is anyone else a little creeped out?
So, then leave. Out of everyone, your presence is the least necessary.
Please don't start.
I'm merely stating the facts. Jeremy has the spell on his body. Bonnie's the witch that unseals the cure. Shane is the human compass. You and I have the tombstone, which does God knows what. And Elena has no point.
What about me?
You have a nice behind.
[Gilbert House: Caroline enters through the back door. She finds Tyler in the kitchen.]
[Sees Tyler taking a cup from the top cabinet] [To Tyler] You're still here? What are you doing?
Gloating. [Pours himself a drink]
[Approaches Caroline and Tyler] [To Caroline] Hello, Caroline.
[Looks at Klaus and then turns to Tyler] [To Tyler] Come home. Don't stoop to his level.
[To Caroline] He destroyed my life. I plan on being present for every second of his misery until I can kill him myself. [Sips from his drink]
Fine. You can gloat and multitask. This place is a disaster. Starting with a horrific burnt corpse. [Opens the door of the lower cabinet, pulls out a table cloth, and closes the door of the lower cabinet]
[Caroline and Tyler use the table cloth to cover up Kol's body, with Klaus watching on.]
[To Caroline] Tyler's mother is dead. So is my brother. We're even. Call Bonnie and get her to let me out of here.
I will never, ever, help you.
How quickly you forget the part where I saved Tyler from the misery of being a werewolf. Or the night your mother invited me into her home to save the life of her precious daughter.
How delusional are you? You killed his mother. And let's not forget that we're standing in a house where Elena's aunt Jenna used to live. Or did you think that your charm would make us forget how you killed her, too? You know what? No, I am not going to engage in this. You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you.
[Klaus vamp-speeds to grab a nearby floor lamp and plunges it into Caroline's stomach.]
[Horrified] NO!
[Klaus swings Caroline over to his side and bites her neck. Caroline falls to the floor.]
[Turns to Tyler] [To Tyler] Now, that was definitely worth the calories.
Well, 7 of us and no one thought to bring s'mores.
[Gilbert House: Tyler sits Caroline down on the sofa.]
[To Tyler] Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Hey. Hey, look at me. Look at me. I can fix this.
How? The only thing that can heal me is his blood. Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
I know. I'll fix it.
[Caroline nods at Tyler.]
[Gets up and faces Klaus] [To Klaus] She'll die if you don't heal her.
Okay. [Bites into his wrist and holds out his arms, palms up] Beg me to save her life.
Is this what you want? To remind me that I'm powerless against you? Fine. You win. I'm nothing. Now save her. Please.
I'm sorry, mate. I didn't quite catch that.
Please.
Please–
Please save her life.
See, now I think you're just telling me what I wanna hear. I mean, you did call me pathetic earlier. And wouldn't it be more pathetic of me to help now, knowing that hours ago, you announced your plan to kill me in a manner in which you're debating because you want it to have a certain amount of flair? I'm just asking.
I'll be your slave again. I'll do whatever you want. Just help her.
No.
[To Tyler] Get me out of here. I can't even look at him.
[Gets Caroline up] Come on. [Carries Caroline away, with Klaus watching on]
You mean what you said? About a cease-fire?
Why do you all assume that I hate Elena so much?
Well, I mean, you did run her off a bridge.
You all seem to forget that Elena's death was the only way to save my family. I did the same thing that every one of you would've done to protect the people that you love. And before you cast me as the bad guy, maybe you should remember that Elena's helped to kill not one but two of my brothers. Maybe we're not as different as everyone's making us out to be.
[Gilbert House: Caroline is lying on Elena's bed with Tyler by her side.]
[To Tyler] It's getting worse. I'm sorry.
No, it's my fault. I'm sorry.
No, you didn't do any of this.
I unsired the hybrids and turned them on Klaus. I should've just left it alone.
You freed them, Tyler. People put their faith in you because you're a leader. Don't forget that.
Then you trust me?
[Klaus is standing in the living room when Tyler carries Caroline into the living room and lays her down on the floor. Klaus turns to Caroline and Tyler.]
[To Klaus] You wanna be in control, Klaus? Here. Now you get to be in control of her life. If you want her to die, fine. But then you can sit here and watch her die yourself.
[Tyler leaves the house. Caroline looks up at Klaus, who approaches her.]
[To Caroline] Nothing personal, love. But if I cure you, that means victory for him. [Crouches down next to Caroline] Don't worry. It won't be long now.
[Gilbert House: Caroline is lying on the sofa, breathing raspingly. Klaus stands across the room.]
[To Klaus] If you don't feed me your blood, I'll die.
Then you'll die, and Tyler will have learned his lesson the hard way.
How could you do this to him? To his mom? To me?
I'm a thousand years old. Call it boredom.
I don't believe you.
Fine. Then maybe it's because I'm pure evil, and I can't help myself.
No, it's because you were hurt. Which means that there's a part of you that is human.
[Klaus approaches her and sits on the table next to the sofa.]
How could you possibly think that?
Because I've seen it. Because– I've caught myself wishing that I could forget all the horrible things that you've done.
But you can't. Can you?
I know that you're in love with me. And anyone capable of love is capable of being saved.
You're hallucinating.
I guess I'll never know. [Starts to convulse]
Caroline? Caroline?
[Klaus lifts Caroline into a sitting position, sits behind her, bites into his wrist, and puts it to her mouth. Caroline starts drinking. Klaus smooths her hair as she regains strength and continues to drink.]
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