(to Bonnie and Jeremy after Klaus throws a piece of a wooden fence) Get down! (to Klaus) Missed me! (after Klaus throws another piece) Missed me again!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You know, if this does go off and we drop the history teacher in the Atlantic,I'm still leaving with Elena.
I'll go with you.
Really. What's the catch?
There's no catch. I turn my back on everything here to make sure Elena's safe.
That is what makes you her better option.
(about Abby) I'm sorry. I forgot about her stellar record in the dependability department.
Why didn't I have to be invited in?
Only vampires live here.
We'd signed over the deed to Elena, but she died and the seal broke. And... it's a very long story. Blood?
It's too dangerous. Your magic comes from the earth. It's pure. This spell asks you to tap into dark places. Places of temptation. Places you can't handle.
You turned your back on me for 16 years. You have no idea what I can handle.
Got to say I'm team Bonnie on this one. How hard can it be to parch a vampire?
To stop a vampire's heart, you need to find a balance among the living. Can you handle that?
What? What does that mean? Bonnie, I don't speak witch.
I have to stop a human heart.
Before we all walk through these doors lets get on the same page, shall we? I created your vampire bloodline, therefor I am responsible for your lives. And Tyler"s life, Caroline's life. And of course, Abby's life. Should anything go wrong.
Or your just lying t o save your ass.
I'm not lying. But go ahead, call my bluff--let the teacher kill me, You'll all be dead soon thereafter.
(About Caroline) She's a murderer. She told me she killed someone and liked it.
Klaus is going to kill Elena.
What?
What are you talking about? Klaus needs Elena's blood to make hybrids. She's the last person that he'd kill.
The witch bound my life to Elena's. If she dies, I die. Klaus figured that out, and now he's taken her. Now I'm trapped here until the sun goes down, so you two better get to what you do best-- saving Elena's life.
What about your hybrids? You'll need more than this to create your army?
These last few liters will have to suffice. You see... by attempting to kill us, my mother strengthened the bond between my siblings and I. I don't need hybrids. I have my family.
If you believe that, why take my blood at all? [pause] You want a back-up family. You know that your siblings will never trust you again.
You know Stefan blames me for trying to tear him from his brother? But I think we both know who really came between them. You. That's why you won't choose. You know once you pick a Salvatore, you'll destroy their bond. Consider this me doing you a favor. Once you're dead, you won't have to choose. No broken hearts. Their family stays intact. But just between us girls, who would you have picked?
Rot in hell.
Hm. You're welcome.
So much for that sire bond.
I'm not you're little bitch anymore.
What?
How many desiccated hybrids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You're in a good mood.
Yeah, I'm in a good mood. Klaus is dead, my brother is halfway to sane--again. Give or take an immortal hunter that wants to kill us. We won, Stefan. Come on, say it. Say it! We won.
(dryly) We won.
Once more, with feeling!
(more forcefully) We won.
Mom and Dad were right. Alaric should just kill all the vampires and put an end to all of this. But then that means that Caroline dies. And Bonnie loses her mom. The Mayor loses her son. And I lose Stefan and Damon. So if it makes me the bad guy for wanting to keep those people alive, then fine. I'll be the bad guy.
You're forgetting that Alaric never wanted any of this. Once he carries out his plan, what if he doesn't want to live anymore? And he kills his human connection to end his life. That would mean I would lose you. I'm not going to let that happen.
You did what?
I took her to the hospital. When you find your sister unconscious, you call 9-1-1.
Not when you have a parade of vampires at your disposal.
Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?
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