Well, you still need the basics. Toothbrush. Clothes. Some boring books to help you sleep.
"Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"?
What? No, I grabbed-- (reads book title and sighs) Damon. He thinks he's hilarious.
Well, at least one of us has a sense of humor.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What's Klaus gonna do if he can't find it?
It's the only thing that can kill him, so...wage war, murder people...you know, Klaus stuff.
I like that confidence, Stefan. I don't share it, but I like it.
You know they're going to do what it takes?
Well, your good Stefan again; your under control. Sorry, you might get the girl, but you lose the edge. Speaking of...
Look, Elena needed to go on that road trip with Damon. No matter what I go through to get her back: fighting my blood-lust, trying to gain control of my life again; none of that matters if she has feelings for someone else.
Next time we compel him, remind me to make him better at baseball.
Fine. Can we talk about this later? My friend just got here, and yes Damon, I actually have some.
So where are we?
The corner of somewhere and nowhere where Kol can't find us.
I can't believe Kol was a vampire.
Well, didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?
Not helping.
Come on Rose, you're not actually gonna make us wait, are you? I know you're obsessed with me.
Alright, uh, tell me something about her.
Well, she did this little thing with her tongue...
Something that matters, Damon.
She spent her last day in paradise. Soaking in the sun, reminiscing about what it means to be human. And when death came, she didn't fear it.
I was with her on her and last and she definitely wasn't in paradise.
It was in the dream he gave her. She's here.
Is [Rose] still hot?
Tell him he's still dripping with sex, too. [Jeremy gives her a look] Fine, tell him I miss him.
She misses you.
And tell him that I'm rooting for him and Elena.
[looks confused] She uh, she misses both of you.
Who knows. Maybe his alter ego is some pot-smoking, hippie pacifist.
Right now, Damon is desperate to figure out which Original created our vampire blood-line. And if he finds out it wasn't Klaus, they're all going to kill him.
But Klaus turned me. So if he dies, I die.
I know that, they know that. The difference is, Damon doesn't care.
You never told me about that. What you did for Rose.
It wasn't about you.
Why don't you let people see the good in you?
Because when people see good, they expect good. And I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations.
[He takes her hand. Elena, feeling overwhelmed, gets up and leaves the room. She hears him follow her outside.]
Don't.
Why not? Elena...
[She looks conflicted for a moment before giving in, turning around and kissing him.]
[to Jeremy] Wait here.
Why, so you guys can make out some more?
Don't be a dick. Listen to your sister.
Who is this Mary person?
Scary Mary. Really old. Super creepy.
And how do you know her?
You know...
Of course.
What? I said creepy. Not ugly.
(Alaric's alter ego) Look at you. One of nature's most hideous creatures, and you can't even get that right.
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