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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Good for you, Stefan, 2+2.And it would have worked, except that people found out that I wasn't in the tomb. Thanks to you. (turning to Damon) By the way, have I mentioned how inconvenient your obsession with me has been?

You and me both, honey.

Hello Katherine.

Where am I?

Where you should have been all along. I thought you would have learned your lesson by now about messing with a Bennett witch.

You should have killed me.

: Death would have been too kind.

No, Damon, don't. Damon, don't. You need me. Elena's in danger.

From who? (pause, no response) You're lying, you're always lying.

Why do you think I haven't killed her? She's the doppelganger. She needs to be protected.

Then I'll protect her - while you rot in hell.

That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard! I thought I was thinking fast on my feet.

If you want to drop the hint to your mom that Aimee's body is at the bottom of a ravine with a cracked spine, might save your mom some time.

This has Katherine written all over it.

Katherine's in the tomb. Trust me. I'm the one that shut her in.

Did you?

Did I what, Stefan?

Well I know the hold Katherine has on you.

She's in the tomb. Period. End of story.

We have to talk to her.

No, no. Let me tell you how that's gonna go. We're gonna go ask for her help, she's gonna negotiate her release, which we're gonna be dumb enough to give her and then she's gonna get out and kill us. That's exactly what she wants.

I don't really care.

It's a bad idea, Stefan.

It's Elena.

Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliché of it all makes me itch.

The elephant in the room lets out a mighty roar.

Well, it doesn't have to be an elephant. Let's talk about it.

There's nothing to talk about.

That's not true, sure there is. Let's get it out. I mean, are you in this car because you want to help your little brother save the girl that he loves or is it-- is it because you love her, too?

Keep it up, Stefan. I can step out of helping as easily as I stepped in.

Nope. See, that's the beauty of it. You can't.

Since we’re road trip bonding, remember the days when all you lived for was blood? You were the guy who’d rip someone apart for the fun of it.

You mean when I was more like you?

Yes, Stefan. Exactly! Back when you put blood into me so I could be a big, bad vampire. I wonder if Elena would be so quick to open her veins to that guy. By the way, what happened to that guy? He was a hoot.

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