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The Vampire Diaries · Season 5, Episode 14

“No Exit” quotes from The Vampire Diaries

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“No Exit” · Season 5, Episode 14

In this episode: Caroline Forbes (2), Katherine Pierce (2), Stefan Salvatore (1), Enzo St. John (1)

Good news, bad news. Bad news is that when this happened to Jesse we had to kill him, but the good news is... I'm sorry. Usually there is some good news.

Give them your phone number. I assume that your phone does receive incoming calls, right? Or is it from the Han Dynasty just like your car?

(Enzo called Stefan with Damon's phone) Oh, my god. Damon?

Hello, Stefan. How wonderful to hear your beautiful feminine voice.

Enzo. What the hell do you want?

I'm in a spot of trouble, actually.

Where's Damon?

Oh, he's here, salivating, about to chomp into my neck and feed until my head pops off in a grotesque but slightly comical fashion.

Hey. When did you get here?

Eh, about 1 1/2 of these ago. You were right. I brought this on myself. I knew the Klaus thing was gonna come with consequences. Guess no I just have to deal with it and learn from my mistakes.

Glad I could help. So did you find Matt?

Yes, and Tyler was right. Nadia's been compelling him to forget things.

What do you mean? What kind of things?

Who knows? He tried to message me, but Nadia stopped him. "Help. K" was all I got.

Huh.

So you and Elena? What's the verdict?

Um, well, the verdict is she's acting strange. She kissed me.

Excuse me?

Yeah. My car broke down, so we got a hotel room so she could shower-

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys got a hotel room with a shower?

Yeah, but it wasn't like that. I mean, I stopped it obviously. I couldn't do that to Damon.

Yeah, but she could? I just--I don't get it. She knows that would destroy him. What is she doing?

That's what I mean. It's like she's given up on Damon, and he thinks that she was trying to get me to kill him tonight.

No. I mean, she may be mad at him, but she would never want him dead.

Unless... Matt texted you, "Help. K," before Nadia stopped him. "K," as in Katherine, and when Katherine was dying, Nadia figured out a way to put Katherine's spirit inside Nadia's body.

Yeah, but that didn't happen because Katherine had a change of heart. No. No. You don't think that-- it's impossible that she's be-- we would have noticed. It's Elena. We know her. Oh, my god.

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