Caroline Forbes quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Klaus

I'm glad you came.

Caroline

Well it was either caviar or sympathy casseroles.

Klaus

I heard about your father.

Caroline

Don't. Seriously.

Elena

He was gloating, like actual gloat. Like he was proud of himself for sleeping with her. (to Caroline) Is it working?

Caroline

It's not working. I can hear every word you're saying about Damon the vampire gigolo.

Klaus

Caroline! (as he runs after her and almost gets run hit by a car)

Caroline

Are you serious? Take a hint.

Klaus

Don’t be angry, love. We had a little spat. I’m over it already.

Caroline

Ah, well, I’m not.

Klaus

How can I quit myself?

Caroline

You and your expensive jewelry and your romantic drawings can leave me alone.

Klaus

Oh, come on, take a chance, Caroline. (sits down on a bench) Talk to me. Come on, get to know me. I dare you.

Caroline

Fine. (sits down next to him) So, what do you wanna talk about?

Klaus

I want to talk about you. Your hopes, your dreams, everything you want in life.

Caroline

Just to be clear, I’m too smart to be seduced by you.

Klaus

Well, that’s why I like you.

Damon

We use the quarterback to distract her. Just keep her talking.

Matt

How?

Damon

Act interested. She's lonely, desperate.

Caroline

Clearly, she slept with you.

Damon

No last minute attacks of pity for any of them.

Elena

Don't worry about me. Not after what happened to Bonnie's mom.

Damon

Barbie?

Caroline

Oh, Im ready. Anything that will free Tyler of his sire bond to Klaus.

Damon

Lost boy?

Matt

Do I have a choice?

Damon

Good point.

Caroline

Right now, Damon is desperate to figure out which Original created our vampire blood-line. And if he finds out it wasn't Klaus, they're all going to kill him.

Tyler

But Klaus turned me. So if he dies, I die.

Caroline

I know that, they know that. The difference is, Damon doesn't care.

Caroline

[talking about Jeremy being stressed out] Are you sure it had nothing to do with witnessing you and Damon getting hot and heavy in a skeevy motel?

Elena

I didn't tell you that so you could torture me with it.

Caroline

Ah, what are friends for?

Caroline

So, why don't you ask Stefan [to the dance]?

Elena

I can't ask him on a date. I just made out with his brother.

Caroline

All the more reason. Look, you're supposed to be figuring out what you want. That's what Stefan wanted you to do, right?

Elena

Yeah, but-

Caroline

But nothing! I've watched The Bachelor, okay? Fair is fair. It's Stefan's turn.

Caroline

Why do you always have to prove you're the alpha male?

Klaus

I don't have to prove anything, love. I am the alpha male.

Klaus

You would have loved the 1920's, Caroline. Girls were reckless,sexy, fun. And literally use to dance until they dropped.

Caroline

I don't suppose that ever happened to their dance partners.

Caroline

Now what can I get you? Do you want some tea? Maybe some vodka? Both will help you sleep. [Elena sighs] I know. I'm being smothering. It's what I do.

Elena

(chuckles) No. It's..it's nice.

Caroline

(chuckles) I'm thinking... maybe tea with vodka

Easy, love. Wrong time, wrong place, wrong equipment.

Caroline

You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid vampire sex. [Keeps making out with Tyler, but pulls away, realizing that the person she is making out with is not Tyler] Did you just call me "love"?

Klaus

I don't know, love. Did I?

Caroline

What the hell did you do to Tyler?

Klaus

That's what I enjoy about you. So much more than a pretty face.

Caroline

[Realizes that it is Klaus in Tyler's body] Oh, my god. You're Klaus! You're disgusting!

Klaus

And you're a glorious kisser. (Caroline angrily punches him) Listen... I didn't have to risk exposure to come save you.

Caroline

Oh, you do one semi-decent thing and now you're my hero? Ugh! I need to go sanitize my mouth.

Klaus

Your mouth was all over me. I was an innocent victim.

(only Bonnie can see her) I warned you child. I warned you to stay away.

Jeremy

Bonnie, it works. Stop.

Bonnie

(to Grams) What's happening? Let me go.

I can't.

Bonnie

Let me go!

Caroline

Bonnie, what's happening?

Bonnie

Why can't I let go?

Jeremy

Bonnie, stop the spell.

You made your choice. Now they're taking it out on me.

Bonnie

I'm sorry Grams. (to the spirits) Please! Don't do this to her! (Grams is desiccating)

Caroline

Bonnie, stop.

Bonnie

No. No! NO! (Grams vanishes) What have I done? What'd I do?

Caroline

This is wrong. A bunch of people just died and we're having sex.

Tyler

Grief sex. It's healthy.

Caroline

I ditched Rebekah's ditching party. (Kisses Tyler, then notices Klaus's bodyguards for Tyler) What's with all the testosterone?

Tyler

Hybrids. I'm on house arrest.

Caroline

Says who? Your mom? Come on, let's sneak out.

Tyler

Ah, not my mom, Caroline...

Caroline

You're kidding me. Klaus?