Damon Salvatore quotes from The Vampire Diaries

Damon

(about Professor Shane) What is this guy? Witchipedia?

Damon

(about the frat party)So what should we go as? Victim or killers?

Damon

I'm Jack and these are the two lovely ladies I just-- rippered.

Damon

(about Matt and April) Those two idiots. They're like danger magnets.

Damon

Since when do we team up with Klaus and the lollipop guild?

Damon

(on phone) Little Gilbert. Your services are needed.

Damon

The witch who loses her powers gets left out of important conversations.

Damon

[to Klaus] If you're here for payback, go for it. But you'll be stuck baby-sitting the little hunter that could.

Damon

He shot me in the head. Stupid idiot... borderline brain dead moron!

Damon

You coming to snap my neck again? Because I woke up feeling completely unmurderous, and I'm pretty sure it's safe to set me free.

Damon

Come on, man. Do I look like I know anything about tattoos? Look at my skin. It's flawless.

Damon

Unless you're a blond, a Bennett witch, or a dopplegänger, I suggest you steer clear.

Damon

(to Bonnie) I could actually hug you right now.

Damon

Three massacres, three hot spots, and the witch spell of the century, and every supernatural being over there is back with a vengeance.

Damon

I admit, under any other circumstance, this would be a major turn-on.